[cat_with_no_eyes]

I'm not sure if it should be measured from the crotch to the ankle or crotch to the bottom of the foot. I've seen people do it either way, but which is the real way?

[Geezer]

Usually with an inch tape (or the SI equivalent).

[cat_with_no_eyes]

Yeah I know, but where do I stop eh?

[Variola]

Its crotch to ankle.
And if it is a man you are measuring, beware of perverted comments....  []

[cat_with_no_eyes]

Oh right, I thought it might of been crotch to the foot, I like my jeans to be folded up an inch or two from the bottom. I fit perfectly in jeans with 34 inch inseam but not sure if that is my exact measurement?

[Geezer]

And if it is a man you are measuring, beware of perverted comments....  []

Oh, so I suppose you would consider, "I'll give you half an hour to stop doing that" perverted?

[Variola]

Oh right, I thought it might of been crotch to the foot, I like my jeans to be folded up an inch or two from the bottom. I fit perfectly in jeans with 34 inch inseam but not sure if that is my exact measurement?

Generally it is supposed to be the ankle, but if you prefer your jeans to be folded up a little then go with what suits you  []

Oh, so I suppose you would consider, "I'll give you half an hour to stop doing that" perverted?

Half an hour? Bit long isn't it?
Oh mind you, you are getting on a bit.... []

[Geezer]

Bit long isn't it? Oh mind you, you are getting on a bit.

I refuse to rise to that remark.

[peppercorn]

Half an hour? Bit long isn't it?
Oh mind you, you are getting on a bit.... []

Getting on a bit of what?
<Is this turning into a Carry-On film or what?>

I fit perfectly in jeans with 34 inch inseam but not sure if that is my exact measurement?

34" seams, I mean seems, very long inside leg (for a woman) - Is that with them rolled up or not?

[Variola]

Bit long isn't it? Oh mind you, you are getting on a bit.

I refuse to rise to that remark.

Try rubbing nitric oxide into your... er...

[Variola]

Half an hour? Bit long isn't it?
Oh mind you, you are getting on a bit.... []

Getting on a bit of what?
<Is this turning into a Carry-On film or what?>

You should know by now my presence on the forum indicates an immediate downward slide in tone...

[Geezer]

Bit long isn't it? Oh mind you, you are getting on a bit.

I refuse to rise to that remark.

Try rubbing nitric oxide into your... er...

I'm out of nitric oxide I'm afraid. Used it all in the NOX SOX by POX I flogged on E-bay.

I've got a bottle of nitrous oxide though. Would that work, or would would it be the Laughing Policeman?

[Don_1]

YIKES!!!!

Would you mind warming the end of the tape before stick in my crotch!

Bit long isn't it? Oh mind you, you are getting on a bit.

I refuse to rise to that remark.

You must be a very impotent important person.

[SeanB]

Was reading the ingredients of the canned cream, the gas is nitrous oxide...............

To measure inseam do you need to need to go to the airport and ask the nice "gent" there in the security line to have a quick measure along with the feel.

[Airthumbs]

Having worked in Principles for Men I know that this measurement is taken from crotch to ankle, although from experience it is better to ask the customer to hold the tape at the crotch end!!