Have you ever been in trouble with the cops?

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Have you ever been in trouble with the cops?
« on: 03/01/2011 20:54:12 »
I could say police, but I like using the word cops better.

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« Reply #1 on: 03/01/2011 22:51:00 »
I got told off, when I was about 13 years old, for riding my bike on the pavement (sidewalk).
I also have had a few speeding fines (driving a car, not on a bike)

Guilty as charged I'm afraid.

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« Reply #2 on: 03/01/2011 23:11:37 »
I was once arrested for writing bogus posts on a science forum in order to lull the other members into a false sense of security, to then arrange to meet with them and then butcher them and eat their livers with a nice glass of chianti. But I managed to talk my way out of it.

Anyway, on a more cheerful note I was thinking of arranging a TNS meet-up for the New Year. Anyone fancy coming round for a glass of wine?
 

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« Reply #3 on: 04/01/2011 09:31:31 »

Anyway, on a more cheerful note I was thinking of arranging a TNS meet-up for the New Year. Anyone fancy coming round for a glass of wine?
 

I'll bring the fava beans!

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« Reply #4 on: 04/01/2011 14:39:41 »
This reminds me of the joke about two prostitutes, one said to the other "Have you ever been caught by the Fuzz?", she replied, "No, but I have been swung around by the boobs a few times".

RIGHT!!! That's it, that's quite enough, go on, out you go, go on, hop it!
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