[cat_with_no_eyes]

I could say police, but I like using the word cops better.

[graham.d]

I got told off, when I was about 13 years old, for riding my bike on the pavement (sidewalk).
I also have had a few speeding fines (driving a car, not on a bike)

Guilty as charged I'm afraid.

[John Chapman]

I was once arrested for writing bogus posts on a science forum in order to lull the other members into a false sense of security, to then arrange to meet with them and then butcher them and eat their livers with a nice glass of chianti. But I managed to talk my way out of it.

Anyway, on a more cheerful note I was thinking of arranging a TNS meet-up for the New Year. Anyone fancy coming round for a glass of wine?
 

[JP]

Anyway, on a more cheerful note I was thinking of arranging a TNS meet-up for the New Year. Anyone fancy coming round for a glass of wine?
 

I'll bring the fava beans!

[Don_1]

This reminds me of the joke about two prostitutes, one said to the other "Have you ever been caught by the Fuzz?", she replied, "No, but I have been swung around by the boobs a few times".

RIGHT!!! That's it, that's quite enough, go on, out you go, go on, hop it!