[Airthumbs (OP)]

After demonstrating several unusual abilities such as merging, I think it is appropriate to run this poll  []

[Geezer]

I'm legal I tell you!! You can't deport me.

[Airthumbs (OP)]

Where would we deport you too exactly?  []

[Variola]

Yes he is an alien, but worse than that he is a Scotsman! You know what they are like.....  [)]

[Airthumbs (OP)]

Yes he is an alien, but worse than that he is a Scotsman! You know what they are like.....  [)]

Variola! What's wrong with being a Scotalien?  []

[Variola]

Yes he is an alien, but worse than that he is a Scotsman! You know what they are like.....  [)]

Variola! What's wrong with being a Scotalien?  []

They can't make tea properly, just ask Jimbob...  [] []

[Airthumbs (OP)]

They can't make tea properly, just ask Jimbob...  [] []

Most people round the world think we are odd for putting milk into ours....  Oooo I could do with a nice cuppa, I haven't had one for more then a month. Even one made by an alien wouldn't be bad right now.  []

[Variola]

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They can't make tea properly, just ask Jimbob...  [] []


Most people round the world think we are odd for putting milk into ours....  Oooo I could do with a nice cuppa, I haven't had one for more then a month. Even one made by an alien wouldn't be bad right now.  []

Are you on a tea free diet then?  []
I've just made myself a coffee, in the hope it will inspire me to finish off the decorating. So far, it's not happening....

[Variola]

In fact, it isn't even helping me to use the quote function  on here properly.... *sigh* []

[QuantumClue]

Yes he is an alien, but worse than that he is a Scotsman! You know what they are like.....  [)]

Variola! What's wrong with being a Scotalien?  []

I'm scottish, and I can make a wicked cup of tea!!!!!!!

[Variola]

I'm scottish, and I can make a wicked cup of tea!!!!!!! 

As I am sure most Scots can, but they are not all like Geezer  []

[Don_1]

I'm legal I tell you!! You can't deport me.

You wanna bet?

I'm gonna filch your bottle of Taylor's Reserve. What's more, I'm also gonna run off with your bottle of Amontillado, so you'll be desherried as well as deported.

[Airthumbs (OP)]

If I declared myself as a Martian could I get deported to Mars for free?  []
Or maybe Geezer could give me a lift when he pops home for a visit.......

Are you on a tea free diet then?  []
I've just made myself a coffee, in the hope it will inspire me to finish off the decorating. So far, it's not happening....

Right I am going to make myself a tea right now!  Hope you got that decorating finished...  []

[D. Paul F. Kuhlmann]

I like Douglas Adams view on making tea.
So I mustvoted for the last option as I don't think he's from outside the Universe.

[Variola]

Right I am going to make myself a tea right now!  Hope you got that decorating finished...  []

I am still at it. Still covered in paint too!

You wanna bet?

I'm gonna filch your bottle of Taylor's Reserve. What's more, I'm also gonna run off with your bottle of Amontillado, so you'll be desherried as well as deported.

Groannnnnn!!! Someone ban him..... this constitutes abuse I am sure!!

[Geezer]

[I'm gonna filch your bottle of Taylor's Reserve. What's more, I'm also gonna run off with your bottle of Amontillado, so you'll be desherried as well as deported.

Surely de'cant do that, can de'?

[Airthumbs (OP)]

Seven votes!! Come on people don't be shy, I'm sure he won't abduct you for voting!!

[RD]

They [Scots] can't make tea properly

Scots have their own brand of tea ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Blend

Rumours that it is the contents of used teabags repackaged are unfounded, (nor have the tea-leaves been deep-fried).

[Airthumbs (OP)]

Ok, I am going to have that cup of tea I have been meaning to make for several days now!!  And it's your fault!  Is this some kind of alien mind tea trick?

[Mazurka]

Its not looking good old chap...