[neilep (OP)]

Dearest Burpologists,

As a sheepy...I of course luff to burp  !..it's a gift !..I can burp when ever I like....I'm the envy of so many !.....and so.....with my given attribute I burp merrily all day long !



However, take a look at me here !



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Me Here, Burping On The Moon !!

When ewe look at the above true bona-fide non-doctored genuinely sincere real picture of me burping on the moon.......ewe must ask yourself how is this possible eh ?


well.............I don't know !!

Apparently...it's impossible to burp in space !...is this true ?..if so....why so ?


Please to be answering this question for me asap as I am planning another trip soon and I want to know if it's safe to fart also !....after all...farts are just Bottom Burps are they not ?



whajafink ?


hugs and shmishes


mwah mwah mwah



Neil
In Space..No One Can Hear Ewe Burp !
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[RD]

According to Qi's Stephen Fry you'd expel more than gas ...