[Mr. Data (OP)]

My name is Mr. Data, obviously a psuedonym. Hopefully I can contribute to the site in all area's of science.

Bye for now.

[Geezer]

Hi!

I never metadata before  []

[Don_1]

Never mind the data, feel the width.



No, that's wrong, isn't it.

As you will have concluded from Geezer's welcome, the science of the pun features quite strongly here from time to time. Data'l teach yer!

[Karen W.]

Welcome Mr. Data! I hope you have a great time participating in the forum.

[Mr. Data (OP)]

Thank you for the warm replies, and jokes aside, there are so many subjects here I would like to answer, I simply wouldn't have enough time in the day! And that is no joke! But all I can do is try and not hjack every thread in sight

[Dr. Junix]

Wew! I hope it's not corrupted data you'll be putting in this database, LOL.. Welcome to us both..

[Geezer]

Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.

[Mr. Data (OP)]

Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.

Did you not know... we where created from a line of different data's. I have a brother called Lore.

[Mr. Data (OP)]

Wew! I hope it's not corrupted data you'll be putting in this database, LOL.. Welcome to us both..

I am an imperfect being, created by imperfect beings as my nemesis the Queen Borg once said to me. If by corruption, you mean intentionally, I intend not to do that.

[Geezer]

Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.

Did you not know... we where created from a line of different data's. I have a brother called Lore.

No, well er look see, it's a sort of science joke. Data is plural, so if there is only one of you, you would have to be Mr Datum unless you were Mrs Data of course - no, wait a minute - that would have to be Messers Data.

Oh, never mind!

[Mr. Data (OP)]

Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.

Did you not know... we where created from a line of different data's. I have a brother called Lore.

No, well er look see, it's a sort of science joke. Data is plural, so if there is only one of you, you would have to be Mr Datum unless you were Mrs Data of course - no, wait a minute - that would have to be Messers Data.

Oh, never mind!

Ah. We synthetic sentient beings tend to get the ability to understand and even state jokes terribly  wrong.

[Dr. Junix]

Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.

Did you not know... we where created from a line of different data's. I have a brother called Lore.

No, well er look see, it's a sort of science joke. Data is plural, so if there is only one of you, you would have to be Mr Datum unless you were Mrs Data of course - no, wait a minute - that would have to be Messers Data.

Oh, never mind!

Ah. We synthetic sentient beings tend to get the ability to understand and even state jokes terribly  wrong.

And speaking of terrible jokes, it must be also a joke.

[Mr. Data (OP)]

Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.

Did you not know... we where created from a line of different data's. I have a brother called Lore.

No, well er look see, it's a sort of science joke. Data is plural, so if there is only one of you, you would have to be Mr Datum unless you were Mrs Data of course - no, wait a minute - that would have to be Messers Data.

Oh, never mind!

Ah. We synthetic sentient beings tend to get the ability to understand and even state jokes terribly  wrong.

And speaking of terrible jokes, it must be also a joke.

No I really am a sentient machine *looks up*

[Dr. Junix]

Sorry Mr. Data, I didn't know Sentient Machine could be programmed to joke. LOL..

[Mr. Data (OP)]

Sorry Mr. Data, I didn't know Sentient Machine could be programmed to joke. LOL..

Only programmed to try at least

[emmahudson88]

Hi guys, Im a newbie. Nice to join this forum.

[peppercorn]

Hi guys, Im a newbie. Nice to join this forum.

And we welcome everyone! [who doesn't bring us spam & or troll-ness]