[neilep (OP)]

Hello,

I'm Sheepy.  I have a keen curiosity and came across ewer site a few weeks ago. Having been perusing the contents somewhat I hope to start making some contributions. I have oodles of kweschuns to ask and may even be able to answer some.

Usually I ask my neighbour kweschuns and he sometimes helps me with empirical study but recently of late he's been rather incommunicative for some reason

Anyway, it's nice to make ewer acquaintance and I look forward to chatting with ewe all soon.

Hugs and Shmishes

mwah mwah mwah


Sheepy
xxxxxx


ps: As a sheepy, I of course know it all anyway *le smug*  []

[Don_1]

AGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


He's back......... to the lifeboats everybody.......

[Don_1]

This letter has just arrived.

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Welcome back O' Great Ovine One!

[neilep (OP)]

AGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


He's back......... to the lifeboats everybody.......

Sheep and children first !!

[neilep (OP)]

This letter has just arrived.

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Welcome back O' Great Ovine One!

What wonderful calligraphy !

As a firm believer in empirical research I will need to employ the art of graphology in studying my neighbours handwriting tomorrow morning at 3am !

Thanks Don......and for the kind welcome baaaack !!

[peppercorn]

Welcome Sheepy an ewe anew!

I believe there was a sheepie that roamed these parts many seasons ago, but I am sure that is just a co-inside-ance []

Don't worry about Don1 - we don't know what he's muttoning on about most of the thyme (or mint) either ...

So, welcome to pastures n-ewe Sheppy...

[Don_1]

Don't worry about Don1 - we don't know what he's muttoning on about most of the thyme (or mint) either ...

I much prefer Rosemary actually, mind you, I have to admit, she's none too keen on me!

[neilep (OP)]

Welcome Sheepy an ewe anew!

I believe there was a sheepie that roamed these parts many seasons ago, but I am sure that is just a co-inside-ance []

Don't worry about Don1 - we don't know what he's muttoning on about most of the thyme (or mint) either ...

So, welcome to pastures n-ewe Sheppy...

Thank ewe Mr Peppercorn,


Gosh !...I wonder wh-ewe the former ruminant was.....I believe there were rumours 'heard ' as to the former person in sheeps clothing !  The 'shear' cheek !! []

I'll try to let Don1 raise my wool !....I'll just cori-w-ander over to the paddock and stand on a rock or something !....

Standing on rocks is all I think about !! :-))

[Geezer]

I'll try to let Don1 raise my wool !....I'll just cori-w-ander over to the paddock and stand on a rock or something !....

Yes! Yes! I think I can see where you're cumin from.

[neilep (OP)]

I'll try to let Don1 raise my wool !....I'll just cori-w-ander over to the paddock and stand on a rock or something !....

Yes! Yes! I think I can see where you're cumin from.

Geezer...ewe are a wise sage !!...I wouldn't want to get caraway....can't afford to have the bayleafs after me !..my wife Megan would have a fit and she's a loose cannon when she's a nut-meg ! (groan)

[Don_1]

This thread seems to be going down the same road as the punning thread, as do quite a few threads (sesame, one of the culprits).

Looking for a way to get the puns back in the right place, I rang Tara Palmer-Thomkinson for ideas, but was told, “Tarra gon on holiday”. “Where to?” I enquired, “Oregan o’ summat like that, Idaho exactly where she went.”

I’ll have to see her when she gets back, Iowa some money and I need to curry favour with her on this punning matter and its
 a sin a man should be in debt to a woman.

Pehaps a little light entertainment is called for, perhaps I could get some music from Herb Alpert and his Tijuana Brass
or The Spice Girls.

Now where the hell has everybody gone? What did I say??? Come back you lot!!!