[neilep (OP)]

Bill walks into his local pub and orders a pint.
"Sorry Bill" says the landlord "because of your behaviour last night you're not welcome here any more"
"What !!" exclaims Bill
"Yep "replies the landlord  " you're Bard"






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[Don_1]

Bill walks into his local butcher and says "Perchance, would you be in possession of a fine lamb shank, my good man?"

The butcher says "Get out, you're bahed".

[neilep (OP)]

Bill wakes up one day to find that he's been turned into a rigid piece of evenly shaped metal ! "oh no !"  he exclaims " .."I've been Bard"

[neilep (OP)]

McDonalds are introducing a new Shakespeare themed burger inspired by the Scottish tragedy...it's a McBeth !  []

[Geezer]

He do hath a way with women.

[Geezer]

Young Bill is hanging out down the boozer with his mates.

"Wotcha writing now, young Bill me lad?"

"Ho! Tis a merrie playe I hath nam-ed Dick Turd."

"Forsooth! Be ye totally mental? No honest man will lay down good coin to witness a playe of such evil portent."

"What might thee instead?"

"Nameth it Richard the Turd"

[RD]

Sign in camping shop window ...

"Now is the winter of our discount tent"

[Don_1]

It wouldn't be right to miss out this one from the Carry On crew. Eat your heart out Bill!

[neilep (OP)]

Kwality clip Monsieur Don !


Sign in Anti-Capitalism shop window

"To bank or not to bank, that is the query"

[Geezer]

>Geek On

Although I admire his literature, I have to point out that he was pretty hopeless at digital engineering. "To be or not to be" will only produce a race condition, so it's hardly surprising that Hamlet was confused.

>Geek Off

[RD]

>Geek On

Although I admire his literature, I have to point out that he was pretty hopeless at digital engineering. "To be or not to be" will only produce a race condition, so it's hardly surprising that Hamlet was confused.

>Geek Off

there are only 10 types of people who will understand that: those who do and those who don't.