[fordson00 (OP)]

Sorry, no religious proselytizing on this forum... this is your first and final warning
This topic has been posted before on this site by other users, it is therefore not considered original, neither is it a new theory.
Please do not try to post it again
Thank you

[alancalverd]

if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit sex, No gambling, No drugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

So where does the happiness come in? My idea of a well-spent day starts wiith tea, proceeds through coffee to beer and curry, and finishes with a whisky, with at least a flirt and a flutter somewhere in between. I'm absurdly happy and couldn't wish for a better life.

Freed from death? You must be joking.

[RD]

 fordson00 is a reincarnated firefighter

[alancalverd]

Not a tractor? I'm disappointed. Having been at school with Morris Minor,  I was hoping at least for a distant relative of Ford Prefect.

Still, it's good to hear from the driver if not Simon the Airport Firetruck himself.

[Grimbo1]

I tried chanting  Hare Krishna for 5 mins, didn't notice any effect as you promised.
but I didn't have the beads, so maybe not a fair test.