Musical Condom

ROBERT · « **on:** 03/10/2006 16:24:30 »

" Condom plays tunes

A musical condom has been invented that gets louder as the sex gets more passionate.

Different sexual positions determine what tune is played by the condom reports The Sun.

The contraceptive has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy said: "There is no danger of being electrocuted."

They will cost 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added. "

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1285527.html

Any suggestions for which tune it should play ?,
(hopefully not the "Minute Waltz" [

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Karen W. · « **Reply #1 on:** 03/10/2006 17:18:38 »

HEE HEE HEE HEE!!! I love it that is so funny,, what will they think of next!!!!LOL IT had better not be playing the minute waltze!!

Karen

moonfire · « **Reply #2 on:** 03/10/2006 17:35:50 »

I was thinking Beethoven here..hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

Carolyn · « **Reply #3 on:** 03/10/2006 19:52:56 »

TINY BUBBLES

Carolyn

tony6789 · « **Reply #4 on:** 03/10/2006 20:57:25 »

thats a kinda wierd invention who thought of that i wonder...lol

NEVER! underestimate youth

moonfire · « **Reply #5 on:** 03/10/2006 22:28:19 »

Maybe Beethoven? LOL

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

Mirage · « **Reply #6 on:** 03/10/2006 23:18:13 »

You relly want them to play Beethoven don't you [

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ukmicky · « **Reply #7 on:** 04/10/2006 00:12:31 »

I would prefer heavy metal, i'm more into head banging than classical .

Michael

moonfire · « **Reply #8 on:** 04/10/2006 06:54:19 »

LOL But when you are my age you will appreciate a more eccletic musical taste...I just can hear the 5th symphony being played..hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

Karen W. · « **Reply #9 on:** 04/10/2006 07:03:10 »

I haven't decided what tune suits me..MMMMM must have voluntary testers!! LOL

Karen

moonfire · « **Reply #10 on:** 04/10/2006 08:23:39 »

LOL You can ring my bell? LOL Just a suggestion Karen

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

Karen W. · « **Reply #11 on:** 04/10/2006 08:56:42 »

RIIIIINNNNNG! RIIIIIIIIINNNGGG! RIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG! LORETTA'S BELL.LOL LOL!

Karen

ROBERT · « **Reply #12 on:** 04/10/2006 15:41:29 »

Condom Music:-
How about "Johnny B Goode" by Chuck Berry.
(I think only Brits will get that one).

Karen W. · « **Reply #13 on:** 04/10/2006 16:01:04 »

LOL> LOL

Karen

Mirage · « **Reply #14 on:** 04/10/2006 16:40:48 »

quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

LOL But when you are my age you will appreciate a more eccletic musical taste...I just can hear the 5th symphony being played..hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

I love classical music, all sorts of music really.

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

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Karen W. · « **Reply #15 on:** 04/10/2006 17:10:15 »

Me too, Be careful Daniel!

Karen

Mirage · « **Reply #16 on:** 04/10/2006 17:19:07 »

Well I don't think classical music will cause me much trouble hun [

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Honestly though, I'll be fine [:X]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

ROBERT · « **Reply #17 on:** 04/10/2006 17:30:04 »

more condom music:-
"I'm still standing" sung by Elton John

Mirage · « **Reply #18 on:** 04/10/2006 17:31:24 »

"Eye of The Tiger"

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

ROBERT · « **Reply #19 on:** 04/10/2006 17:35:52 »

If the electronics overheat it should play:-
"Great balls of fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis [

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