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Girlies...PLEASE Check you Boobs !!!
« on: 19/11/2006 22:10:12 »
There's been a radio campaign about breast cancer awareness here in the UK with his poem being read


The poem is so good that I found it on the net and wanted to post it here:


Ode to boobs
By Pip Bishop
Dear boobs,


This heartfelt apology goes out to you all
For moaning you're too big or moaning you're too small

For wishing you didn't hang like puppies in sacks
Or just disappear when we lie on our backs

For squashing you flat with a minimising cup
or those torture bras that push you right up

Why is it always your bad points we mention
Like your inverted nips or your water retention?

Why don't we love you as much as our men
Or the babies that love you all over again?

Maybe we're scared to show you we care
In case, one day, you're simply not there






Make it up to your boobs with some Breakthrough Breast Cancer TLC - Touch, Look, Check


Ode to boobs
Ode to boobs, by Pip Bishop for Breast Cancer Awareness Month 2005
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Re: Girlies...PLEASE Check you Boobs !!!
« Reply #1 on: 19/11/2006 22:26:52 »
Precious commodities there Sir we will be oh so careful with the equiptment and take such good care... It really is a good thing to keep a close eye on yourself especially if you are alone and have no partner checking them out for you Daily! Good reminder be safe.. Thanks Sir for the great post... Thanks for all the ladies out there!!
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« Reply #2 on: 20/11/2006 02:28:40 »
You're welcome Kareny Mam
« Last Edit: 26/06/2025 16:22:14 by neilep »
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Re: Girlies...PLEASE Check you Boobs !!!
« Reply #3 on: 21/11/2006 05:14:50 »
Cute Neil.. Miss ya much buddy! 
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