[dentstudent]

Trampoline?

[Chemistry4me]

Well done old chap! [] []

[dentstudent]

I thank you, old boy! Top hole!

[Chemistry4me]

Top hole!

Huh?  [] [] [] []

[dentstudent]

It's an English "old school" expression that means "excellent".

[Chemistry4me]

Is that what they say after a hole-in-one?

[Chemistry4me]

So who is next? Come on, step up to the plate!

[Chemistry4me]

Attending more of your very hush-hush meeting that takes all day dentstudent?Project development for a new large scientific consortium, what is it this time? I suppose if you told me you'll have to kill me!! [][][]

[dentstudent]

Attending more of your very hush-hush meeting that takes all day dentstudent?Project development for a new large scientific consortium, what is it this time? I suppose if you told me you'll have to kill me!! [][][]

Nope, it was Saturday, and I was taking my mother-in-law to the airport (after having been with us for a month....). She wasn't flying anywhere - I just wanted her out of the house.
*Gets removed from will*

[Chemistry4me]

Haha, okay. So you got any more good pictures?

[dentstudent]

[DoctorBeaver]

It's a finger from an Egyptian mummy

[dentstudent]

It's not from an Egyptian, and don't call me mummy.

Otherwise, you are perfectly correct.

[DoctorBeaver]

Ape's (chimpanzee?) finger?

[dentstudent]

Well, it is a primate, but not an ape.

[DoctorBeaver]

It looks too thin to be a gorilla. Bonobo?

[dentstudent]

It is thin, yes. Not a Bonobo. Aren't Bonobos one of the few animals that enjoy rumpy-pumpy just for the hell of it?

[DoctorBeaver]

Yes, they are. They're nicknamed bonkobo.

So, what other primates so we have? Orang-utan? Lemur? Langur? Douc?

[paul.fr]

1: The face od god
2: the turin shroud through photoshop
3: Mr Blobby.

[LeeE]

Isn't it just a petrified/mummified human finger i.e. by freezing or by being in a peat bog?