Can you Guess What This Picture Is?

Don_1 · « **Reply #3560 on:** 12/06/2009 11:01:48 »

Christmas cracker type joke:

Q - What would you get if you crossed a cow with a grape?
A - A Bovine.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #3561 on:** 12/06/2009 11:04:30 »

I don't like cream or grapes, I'm bullimic.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3562 on:** 12/06/2009 11:11:54 »

Oh! Is it my churn now?

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #3563 on:** 12/06/2009 11:14:15 »

I tried that once, but there was a moo tinny.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3564 on:** 12/06/2009 11:18:44 »

You obviously didn't butter up the crew enough.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #3565 on:** 12/06/2009 11:21:22 »

They were a size a bull bunch, and they weren't in a good mooed

Don_1 · « **Reply #3566 on:** 12/06/2009 11:24:45 »

Turned sour did they? What a cheesy bunch. You should have told them 'yogurt a punch in the face'.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #3567 on:** 12/06/2009 11:27:09 »

Low-coworie yogurt that is. [

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Don_1 · « **Reply #3568 on:** 12/06/2009 11:36:37 »

Tell that bunch of pansy sailor boys they'd better get a bit butcher and they had brisket on with the work beefore their jobs are at steak.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #3569 on:** 12/06/2009 11:41:19 »

Very a-moo-sing talking to you, now I must fly.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3570 on:** 12/06/2009 11:45:42 »

Yes, I suppose I had better get on, or I'll be in for the chop.

JimBob · « **Reply #3571 on:** 14/06/2009 01:52:36 »

Cows, what about the donkeys?

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: 9 out of 10 times you get an onion with furry ears - but
1 out of 10 times you get a piece of a** that makes you cry.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #3572 on:** 14/06/2009 04:52:31 »

Quote from: JimBob on 14/06/2009 01:52:36

Cows, what about the donkeys?

What about the donkeys?

demografx · « **Reply #3573 on:** 16/06/2009 00:49:23 »

This is cowsing me great difficulty catching up to you guys. But it behooves me to learn.

JimBob · « **Reply #3574 on:** 16/06/2009 01:04:08 »

Quote from: demografx on 16/06/2009 00:49:23

This is cowsing me great difficulty catching up to you guys.

Cowsing??? Donkey know what these people are doing?

I know it is due to the inability of the Kiwi to understand normal people.

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 14/06/2009 04:52:31

Quote from: JimBob on 14/06/2009 01:52:36
Cows, what about the donkeys?
What about the donkeys?

I guess reading depends on where one lives. Those in the southern hemisphere have rather large problems understanding most of the worlds population, those living in the northern hemisphere, as their DNA curls the wrong way due of the Coriolis effect. THEY (and you C4) ARE TWISTED!

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #3575 on:** 16/06/2009 03:05:30 »

Mwaahaahaa. Yep, that's right. Twisted.

JimBob · « **Reply #3576 on:** 16/06/2009 03:11:33 »

either it is a very well rifled rifle barrel or an optical illusion.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #3577 on:** 16/06/2009 03:14:14 »

Yeah, well this thread needed some oiling.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #3578 on:** 16/06/2009 03:25:26 »

Can't you whip out a picture? [

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demografx · « **Reply #3579 on:** 16/06/2009 22:39:17 »

Quote from: JimBob on 16/06/2009 01:04:08

Cowsing??? Donkey know what these people are doing?

Donkey? Maybe. But I certainly know bull when I see it!