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« on: 01/02/2007 23:56:31 »
LO....that's a really nice story Hadrian.


I prefer the cow version...Cowpat Sand...LOL..!!....Cos Cowpats need to live too !!
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« Reply #1 on: 02/02/2007 02:43:54 »
Hey Neil Is a cow pat our equal to cowpie?? LOL

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« Reply #2 on: 02/02/2007 03:33:41 »
Hey Neil Is a cow pat our equal to cowpie?? LOL


If your cowpie is  a big round floppy disc of cow poo ........then it is !!


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« Reply #3 on: 02/02/2007 03:41:57 »
Yeperoo! Back at you kind Sir! You would never guess where I am right now.. LOL

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« Reply #4 on: 02/02/2007 04:21:44 »
Yeperoo! Back at you kind Sir! You would never guess where I am right now.. LOL

Are ewe sitting in a cowpie ?
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« Reply #5 on: 02/02/2007 04:22:33 »
I just want to apologize to Hadrian for totally destroying this thread


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« Reply #6 on: 02/02/2007 04:26:38 »
Maybe you should split it into a cowpie thread.. I am sitting in a copy store using their computer until 10:00 PM.. LOL

BTW I am a cow pie.. and I stink to high heavens..Can't you tell everyones running away!

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« Reply #7 on: 02/02/2007 04:35:07 »
Maybe you should split it into a cowpie thread..

That's a good idea to split it.  I have a funny cowpie story.
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« Reply #8 on: 02/02/2007 04:36:24 »
 I have had no success with splitting threads, Neil She's all yours!!LOL

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« Reply #9 on: 02/02/2007 04:38:40 »
Ok...it's been a while...but I'll give it a try !!..here goes !!
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« Reply #10 on: 02/02/2007 04:39:36 »
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!
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« Reply #11 on: 02/02/2007 04:41:58 »
YAYYYYYYYYYYY YIPPEEEEEEEEE!! I Knew you could do it! I failed miserably last time..Thanks Neil!

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« Reply #12 on: 02/02/2007 04:53:00 »
Wow - that was fast.  Now I feel under an incredible amount of pressure to deliver a funny cow pie story.  Come to think of it...it's not THAT funny.

My friend down in South Florida has 3 young kids in school and they're always coming home with fundraiser stuff..

One day they came home and announced that the school was taking bets on where and what time a cow would poop.  They fenced the cow in a small area and divided it into grids.  You could place a bet for $10.00 and have a chance to win $200.  They had a big ole BBQ and waited patiently for the cow to complete the task.

My friend was mortified and completely disgusted.  She called the school and complained and even complained to the school board to no avail.  The school made thousands of dollars.  This is now going to be an annual event.
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« Reply #13 on: 02/02/2007 04:55:09 »
 KInd of like cow pie bingo? LOL

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« Reply #14 on: 02/02/2007 04:58:20 »
Exactly!
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« Reply #15 on: 02/02/2007 05:06:51 »
Cow pie LUFF Just for Neil![diagram=114_0]

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« Reply #16 on: 02/02/2007 06:58:03 »
That is pretty cool Karen...
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« Reply #17 on: 02/02/2007 14:57:25 »
Cow pie LUFF Just for Neil![diagram=114_0]

WOW !!!!

Karen....amazing !!....I don't know how you manage to be so precise with the mouse !!

That's amazing !!.....

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« Reply #18 on: 02/02/2007 14:59:08 »
Wow - that was fast.  Now I feel under an incredible amount of pressure to deliver a funny cow pie story.  Come to think of it...it's not THAT funny.

My friend down in South Florida has 3 young kids in school and they're always coming home with fundraiser stuff..

One day they came home and announced that the school was taking bets on where and what time a cow would poop.  They fenced the cow in a small area and divided it into grids.  You could place a bet for $10.00 and have a chance to win $200.  They had a big ole BBQ and waited patiently for the cow to complete the task.

My friend was mortified and completely disgusted.  She called the school and complained and even complained to the school board to no avail.  The school made thousands of dollars.  This is now going to be an annual event.

LOL....what a great idea....I suppose as long as the cow wasn't distressed in any way then i see no reason why it should not be a ' regular ' event !!

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« Reply #19 on: 03/02/2007 02:42:52 »
Yes I agree it is kind of humorous  to watch! LOL

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