Give me two things to make a joke about

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jolly

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« on: 02/03/2007 19:58:11 »
eg: mobile phone, jacket.

girl after using mobile phone go's to put it in her pocket. and finds another one there, she asks the mobile "where did you come from?"
the mobile says "pokia" 

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« Reply #1 on: 02/03/2007 20:55:49 »
cement dust and pineapples

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« Reply #2 on: 02/03/2007 22:45:50 »
a guy who loves pineapples has an affair, his wife to get him back puts some cement dust on his pudding. As he takes a bite into it all his teeth smash, he says "woot uuuuoo duuu whhhaaat ffoohooorree?". she says "no! what the hell did you do with that whore?". Dont worry i'll think of a better one got a better one for lemons, she put it on a lemon and makes him a bit sour.lol
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« Reply #3 on: 02/03/2007 23:21:34 »
LOL....trying to see the pineapple element beyond the fact that the bloke luffs them !!

what about  cornflakes and hair gel ?
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« Reply #4 on: 02/03/2007 23:31:22 »
o.k working on it. in the mean time, what do you get if you Cross corn flakes with hair gel- sticky/hard flakes. still thinking.

o.k hows this:

The mum walks in the kitchen and finds her son putting hair gel on his cornflakes. she says "why are you doing that?" the kid says "well, dad said your cooking was so crap! that it would be nicer to eat cornflakes with gel on them- So I thought I'd find out!" the mum says "your father takes the micheal" the kid says "no, I think he's right"
« Last Edit: 03/03/2007 19:57:16 by jolly »

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« Reply #5 on: 02/03/2007 23:36:11 »
duist off some old ones and make it fit.................LOL  [:)]

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« Reply #6 on: 03/03/2007 19:23:08 »
what next?  hadrian modify your box above.

Anyone else got two things to make a joke from?
« Last Edit: 19/04/2007 20:58:13 by jolly »

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« Reply #7 on: 08/04/2007 23:27:36 »
A monk goes into a burrito shop and say's make me one with everything!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #8 on: 08/04/2007 23:31:27 »
Ernest Hemmingway joke;
 
    Why did the chicken cross the road? To die in the rain, alone.

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #9 on: 08/04/2007 23:50:33 »
Upon entering a parking lot in the rain, I was amazed to see a young blonde women working feverishly at her car door lock, trying to open it to put the top up.

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #10 on: 17/04/2007 09:23:11 »
A monk goes into a burrito shop and say's make me one with everything!

Oh grooooaaaaan  [xx(]
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« Reply #11 on: 01/05/2007 03:20:20 »
LOL.. Bad One eh! I thought it funny.. Haven't you ever wanted to be ONE with the Universe! LOL

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."