Insane Science Deffinitions

JimBob · « **on:** 02/05/2007 21:31:47 »

How about all those "in-jokes" that run around science labs, job-sites and schools? Think we could fill a thread with them?

A female friend gave me this one:

Menopause

The times in the day when either a single or a group of small fish take a cigarette break.

neilep · « **Reply #1 on:** 02/05/2007 22:41:57 »

Chloro-form

A drug that knocks you out but only when you're completing documents !

neilep · « **Reply #2 on:** 03/05/2007 01:49:45 »

Liebig condenser

A place where rotund german lovers go for compression !

neilep · « **Reply #3 on:** 03/05/2007 01:50:08 »

I'm trying...at least I'm having a go !!

ukmicky · « **Reply #4 on:** 03/05/2007 23:44:40 »

Rick o'shea

An Irishman who enjoys bouncing off walls

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #5 on:** 04/05/2007 13:14:01 »

Paddy O'Doors - An Irishman you see right through into your garden [

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DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #6 on:** 04/05/2007 13:14:43 »

Archery - Lying about giving a prostitute £200 at Kings Cross station

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #7 on:** 04/05/2007 13:16:30 »

Soluble - Exchanged an Aberdeen Angus for money.

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #8 on:** 04/05/2007 13:17:22 »

One for Chris...

Virology - steering your vehicle wildly from side to side. [

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JimBob · « **Reply #9 on:** 04/05/2007 20:34:09 »

Hepatic portal system - holes through which Irish come through to this country, see a friend and yell "hey, Patty!"

chimera · « **Reply #10 on:** 05/05/2007 23:48:14 »

Seagull Manager
Seagull managers fly in, make a lot of noise, dump on everyone, then fly out.

JimBob · « **Reply #11 on:** 06/05/2007 02:51:51 »

Coprolite - A very light-weight Bobbie (policeman to we Americans)

science_guy · « **Reply #12 on:** 01/06/2007 15:47:43 »

illegal
A sick bird

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #13 on:** 01/06/2007 23:12:41 »

Physics - hiccups after drinking something fizzy

JimBob · « **Reply #14 on:** 01/06/2007 23:41:22 »

cosmology

Getting to know a guy named Cosmo.

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #15 on:** 02/06/2007 07:42:06 »

Taxonomy - Telling the taxman exactly what kind of ******* you think he is

homogeneous - a very intelligent man

science_guy · « **Reply #16 on:** 04/06/2007 16:03:56 »

Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 02/06/2007 07:42:06

homogeneous - a very intelligent gay man

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DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #17 on:** 04/06/2007 16:30:05 »

I resisted saying that as I didn't consider it PC [

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dentstudent · « **Reply #18 on:** 05/06/2007 13:06:36 »

From Germany:

gesellschaft - antelope artificial insemination

dentstudent · « **Reply #19 on:** 05/06/2007 13:08:01 »

polyunsaturates - a parrot with a towel

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