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Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?

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Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?
« on: 21/07/2019 20:20:30 »
Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?

An affordable solution?

I do not need anything sophisticated, just a simple chemistry experiment.

Thanks!
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Re: Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?
« Reply #1 on: 22/07/2019 02:50:06 »
Yes, I work for one.
Our prices typically start at £1000 and go up.
You almost certainly can't afford us.
What's the job?
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Re: Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?
« Reply #2 on: 22/07/2019 09:11:27 »
Quote from: Bored chemist on 22/07/2019 02:50:06
Yes, I work for one.
Our prices typically start at £1000 and go up.
You almost certainly can't afford us.
What's the job?

It is just to combine two chemicals and see what happens, what's your company?
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Re: Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?
« Reply #3 on: 22/07/2019 10:36:17 »
It seems a relatively simple idea unless the chemicals are rare/expensive/dangerous why can you not organise it !
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Re: Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?
« Reply #4 on: 22/07/2019 20:48:05 »
Quote from: syhprum on 22/07/2019 10:36:17
It seems a relatively simple idea unless the chemicals are rare/expensive/dangerous why can you not organise it !

I need to calculate concentrations, temperatures, have sensors to measure something etc. It's not baking cakes!
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Re: Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?
« Reply #5 on: 22/07/2019 20:53:04 »
If you  tell me what the chemicals are there's a good chance I can tell you what will happen if they are mixed.
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Re: Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?
« Reply #6 on: 22/07/2019 21:16:49 »
Quote from: Bored chemist on 22/07/2019 20:53:04
If you  tell me what the chemicals are there's a good chance I can tell you what will happen if they are mixed.

What about you tell me the name of your company and your cheapest competitors?
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Re: Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?
« Reply #7 on: 22/07/2019 21:37:01 »
You might do better talking to a university.
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Re: Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?
« Reply #8 on: 23/07/2019 01:41:43 »
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I need to calculate concentrations, temperatures,
This sounds like designing an experiment, rather than conducting an experiment.

Or you could view it as a campaign of experimentation, testing various mixtures and concentrations.

But as BoredChemist says, a chemist could tell you much of this by just looking at the chemical reaction you are interested in...
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Re: Is there a company that can perform my experiment and send me the results?
« Reply #9 on: 26/07/2019 09:57:43 »
Quote from: scientizscht on 22/07/2019 21:16:49
What about you tell me the name of your company and your cheapest competitors?
The reason why not is called "business". Same as the reason you won't publish the problem!
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