How Fast Is a Flatulent Fart ?

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« on: 13/05/2007 21:55:03 »
Ok...we sneeze at something like a billion miles per hour but how fast is the average fart ?

...and it doen't take long to filter through our garments either does it ?


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« Reply #1 on: 14/05/2007 11:08:10 »
I would imagine it depends on internal pressure, the tightness of the sphincter, and whether there are any "obstructions" in the lower bowel  [xx(]
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« Reply #2 on: 14/05/2007 13:55:22 »
The volume of the fart divided by the product of the area of the hole and the duration.
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« Reply #3 on: 14/05/2007 15:56:21 »
The volume of the fart divided by the product of the area of the hole and the duration.

Duration or dilation?  [???]
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« Reply #4 on: 14/05/2007 16:13:00 »
Perhaps there is a calculation there somewhere involving the pitch of the sound made also?!!!
« Last Edit: 14/05/2007 18:41:01 by BenV »
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« Reply #5 on: 14/05/2007 21:07:40 »
I would imagine it depends on internal pressure, the tightness of the sphincter, and whether there are any "obstructions" in the lower bowel  [xx(]

I agree....I expect the same variables are applicable to stipulating the speed of a sneeze too !
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« Reply #6 on: 14/05/2007 21:09:06 »
The volume of the fart divided by the product of the area of the hole and the duration.

Presumably it is the area of the hole whilst during the actual act of guffing yes ?
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« Reply #7 on: 14/05/2007 21:11:15 »
I would be happy to use one of these if some one wants to hold it !




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« Reply #8 on: 14/05/2007 21:49:42 »
"Presumably it is the area of the hole whilst during the actual act of guffing yes ?"
Yes, though I have to say I never thought that I'd be putting my very expensive university education to problems of this importance.
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« Reply #9 on: 15/05/2007 10:12:40 »
Definition of "flatulence":-

What sufferers from chronic wind get taken to hospital in!   [:D]
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