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Which side of the bed?
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When you find yourself sharing your bed with a new partner and she/he demands the side of the bed you demand to occupy, how can one resolve it peacefully? One really cannot fall asleep or get adequate REM sleep when on the wrong side of the bed. Due to the ability of the fairer sex to withhold sex, it's almost always the man that must conform...
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Re: Which side of the bed?
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Say "There are plenty of fish in the sea, my dear, half of whom prefer the other side of the bed. Please pass me the phone and switch the light off as you leave."
But that was all in the dark ages before match.com settled all such arguments before you even met. Sexual orientation, preferred hair color, postcoital laterality..... it's all sorted out before you press "send".
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Which side of church did you get married on?
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The groom side, as laid down by convention.
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I myself always sleep on the side of the window or I don't sleep on the side where the door is in the immediate vicinity.
I think that's a woman thing. It's very illogical, but I'll do it.
Clarify something like this with your partner and talk about it sensibly and explain your situation.
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I like to sleep on the left side of the bed, near to the window. Thankfully my wife likes to sleep on the other side, near to the door and we did it like that since my first sleepover and kept it that way until today.
Best regards, Einstein
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Hi everyone,
as a woman I can tell, that this is not always true. I've had men who demanded their favourite side. I don't really care which side it is for me, because it's all about implementing this habit. First day may be a bit rough but after 4 days you already forgot about it. If things seem to be very hard to accept, use the Nike slogan "Just do it".
Ok Jokes aside, it sometimes feels uncomfortable to switch sides. Nevertheless, you should always have some changes in your life. Always remember, that not every decision is meant to be until you die. Have a good one guys:)
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