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why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?

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why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?
« on: 02/08/2021 13:16:00 »
Dearest Scatologist


Ewe can see why Arbuthnot Vombatidae the 3rd has tears in his eyes !!..he's just pooped cubed poop !!!!





Arbuthnot just moments ago with tears in his eyes

What on earth is going on here ?WHY DOES ARBUTHNOT POO CUBED POOP ? !!!

Do they have a shortage of dice in the wombat community ? have they got the recipe for ice cubes all wrong ?

Somebody help !!!

hugs et les shmishes

mwah mwah mwahNeilxxxxxxxx









As a firm believer in empirical study
I sneaked indoors to my neighbour buddy
At 3am I found a hole
Inserted a box inside his goal


No protest as he allowed to be sedated

A calm and cool neighbour I had created
He just winced in whined and moaned in the chair
I had tied him to it so no luck there[

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Re: why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?
« Reply #1 on: 02/08/2021 13:26:48 »
Because the star shaped ones were too painful to pass.

At least you know Arbuthnot is probably getting a square meal each day.

They actually look like pumpernickel croutons. Maybe it's a side hustle for the wombat.
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Re: why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?
« Reply #2 on: 02/08/2021 17:54:39 »
Quote from: Halc on 02/08/2021 13:26:48
Because the star shaped ones were too painful to pass.

At least you know Arbuthnot is probably getting a square meal each day.

They actually look like pumpernickel croutons. Maybe it's a side hustle for the wombat.
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LOL...i can see it now on Dragons Den plying its Pumpernickel croutons !!
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Re: why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?
« Reply #3 on: 02/08/2021 23:02:01 »
One video suggested that the cube-shaped ones are better for marking territory on rocks and logs, because they don't roll away...
This one doesn't speculate so much (and has a legitimate accent...):
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Re: why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?
« Reply #4 on: 04/08/2021 14:50:57 »
Quote from: evan_au on 02/08/2021 23:02:01
One video suggested that the cube-shaped ones are better for marking territory on rocks and logs, because they don't roll away...
This one doesn't speculate so much (and has a legitimate accent...):


Wow !!...a lot of thought has gone into the Wombats anal sphincter exit hole  !  why not use a crayon on a stone to mark territory and leave a poem to woo the mates ?  NO....lets crap cubed poo !!  and lets do it nightly in great quantities to fool campers reaching for the cubed brown sugar for their coffee !

Thanks Evan
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