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If God is real, does He have a penis?

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If God is real, does He have a penis?

« on: 15/10/2021 05:20:46 »

If He is real, the Lord God AKA the Divine Creator of the Universe AKA He Who is Devoid of Sin AKA He Who Created all the Galaxies and Galactic Voids, might have a penis. How scary would it be to see?

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Re: If God is real, does He have a penis?

« Reply #1 on: 15/10/2021 11:15:03 »

Ridiculous. Everyone knows that God is female.

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Re: If God is real, does He have a penis?

« Reply #2 on: 15/10/2021 20:42:48 »

& She's Black!

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Re: If God is real, does He have a penis?

« Reply #3 on: 15/10/2021 22:44:34 »

And has a nose to sniff the matter to make sure it is not rancid. Plus an arse hole, ear hair, halitosis, bad breath.............

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