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This is definitely the first Perpetual motion

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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #80 on: 27/09/2022 10:45:32 »
Viola, a sweet sounding musical instrument with a lower register than a violin. What has a viola to do with pm? i' m baffled.
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #81 on: 27/09/2022 10:58:49 »
I tell you, a viola and a pm goes together like your knowledge and a solid knowledge, and I know, it cant be a Pm, because if it would, you would know it earlier than the inventor himself. LOL
« Last Edit: 27/09/2022 11:37:08 by perPedes »
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #82 on: 27/09/2022 11:40:09 »
Quote from: perPedes on 27/09/2022 06:55:56
year of course, to bring it to you, would be much easier than you build the maschine in two days by your own, pumpkin
I wouldn't deny you the pleasure and profit. I'm here to help, not steal.
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #83 on: 27/09/2022 11:46:06 »
Quote from: paul cotter on 27/09/2022 10:45:32
Viola, a sweet sounding musical instrument with a lower register than a violin.
Time for a story, whilst the OP whittles in his shed.

The orchestra was on tour. On the second day the conductor contracted COVID and took to his hotel room.

The players met to decide what to do. The second viola said "I played this book with Harry last year, and I have his notes, so I'm happy to conduct until he recovers." 

The tour went very well, and on the last day, Harry returned to the podium.

Second viola took his seat, and first viola said "Where the hell have you been for the last two weeks?"
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #84 on: 27/09/2022 12:36:10 »
Quote from: alancalverd on 27/09/2022 11:46:06
Second viola took his seat, and first viola said "Where the hell have you been for the last two weeks?"
Oh no, not another run of viola jokes  ;D
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #85 on: 27/09/2022 14:08:21 »
in the music store : I want the white accordeon and the red trumpet. - ok you can have the fire extinguisher but  the radiator has to stay here.
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #86 on: 27/09/2022 16:52:34 »
New theories, nothing quite compares, certainly not in my experience. I have never been sectioned ( yet! ) in a mental institution so I can't claim to have such universal experience.
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #87 on: 27/09/2022 19:47:22 »
Quote from: perPedes on 27/09/2022 09:54:34
of course its imposible - for you for sure. a engineer needs ferrofluid, magnetical chain and a vessel. and viola

You wouldn't be building a perpetual motion machine.
Do you not understand that yet?
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #88 on: 27/09/2022 20:03:54 »
no, i understand that you cant built a Pm, neither I m sure wether you can read formulae, nor wether you can read at all
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #89 on: 27/09/2022 20:12:29 »
Quote from: perPedes on 27/09/2022 20:03:54
no, i understand that you cant built a Pm, neither I m sure wether you can read formulae, nor wether you can read at all
I can read that you are apparently discussing a castrated ram.

What would be the point of this construction?
Quote from: perPedes on 27/09/2022 09:54:34
ferrofluid, magnetical chain and a vessel.
(With or without a pansy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansy
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #90 on: 27/09/2022 20:17:39 »
now I m sure you cant read. tell the guy who reads the formulae aloud many greetings
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #91 on: 27/09/2022 20:30:41 »
hey reader, tell him please, that I respect everyone, but I sware, what you see in the video isnt a fake. I m 57, why shoud I make such a sensless fake. but I think in less than one year, we will see who is right, so lets simly wait. ok ?
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #92 on: 27/09/2022 20:33:49 »
Quote from: perPedes on 27/09/2022 20:17:39
now I m sure you cant read. tell the guy who reads the formulae aloud many greetings
How many formulae do you think there are in this thread?
I guess we could count
"Alancalverd wants 50% of the worlds money in return and 50% to you. I'll give you 75% with 25% for me,"
And there's these two
Quote from: JLindgaard on 24/09/2022 03:11:18
momentum = mv while KE = 1/2mv^2

All these are reasonable enough, but they don't seem to relate to your idea.

So, when you say " this
Quote from: perPedes on 27/09/2022 20:17:39
tell the guy who reads the formulae aloud
what formulae do you mean?
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #93 on: 27/09/2022 23:13:12 »
you can have all the money. you have the discription, and if you have 100 $. you can start. so go baby go
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #94 on: 28/09/2022 07:57:55 »
This is a discussion forum not an advertising site.
You need to discuss the details here, not to advertise your site.
If you have formula or design details eg magnet strength, post them here rather that link out otherwise we will take the attitude that you are advertising. One of our rules is that you should not post ideas here which you have posted elsewhere and we have given you leeway on that, don’t abuse it or the thread will be closed down.
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #95 on: 28/09/2022 08:33:45 »
i cant post images with my cellphone. please put the formulae at (link removed) herein. thank you. To talk about this, is what I m here for.
« Last Edit: 27/10/2022 20:02:49 by Colin2B »
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #96 on: 28/09/2022 18:33:41 »
Just remembered an archetypal mad professor  (he really was both) who presented a "working" model to my father (something of a family curse, perhaps, or maybe it's a rite of passage for all engineers) with the wonderful words:

"Calverd! I have had perpetual motion for five minutes!"
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #97 on: 28/09/2022 21:29:14 »
Quote from: alancalverd on 28/09/2022 18:33:41
I have had perpetual motion for five minutes!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loperamide
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #98 on: 28/09/2022 23:53:17 »
Quote from: alancalverd on 24/09/2022 11:48:36
it seems that Liz Truss has already appointed you as Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Psychic? Moi? Apparently!
And for their next trick they are going to create growth from nothing!
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Re: This is definitely the first Perpetual motion
« Reply #99 on: 29/09/2022 17:36:24 »
you have the maschine, you have the description and the calculation, so I m wondering where does all these sentences come from, because they all came from obviously comletly empty heads, which claim at the same time, that nothing can come from nothing, but where are than the sentences from ?
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