[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

I've been researching diets myself since college on myself, but there are a few I've been too scared to broach. Let's say someone follows a strict diet of cabbage and cheese for let's say a week, what things can/will happen? Or how about a coffee and salad diet?

[paul cotter]

Flatulence.

[alancalverd]

This is a science website. Do the experiment and let us know!

[Colin2B]

Let's say someone follows a strict diet of cabbage and cheese for let's say a week, what things can/will happen?

There used to be a joke in Russia “what is 200m long and eats cabbage - a meat queue”
Perhaps you should ask a Russian