Bees...how can they fly then eh ?

neilep · « **Reply #20 on:** 03/05/2004 22:09:34 »

Justy...think of 'B'= Bee Baking Soda and 'V'..which is half a 'W' for Wasp Vinegar.

Yes Richard...you should have thought while you writhed away in agony that it would make a picture for us to laugh at !!!...You're so selfish !!!!

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tweener · « **Reply #21 on:** 04/05/2004 05:05:58 »

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Originally posted by Donnah

John, sounds like you missed a good opportunity. Didn't you elicit your wife's sympathy and ask her to kiss it better?

Actually, I was only about 15 at the time. I'd never been kissed there. (Not for lack of wishing though).

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Donnah · « **Reply #22 on:** 04/05/2004 15:44:43 »

It's never too late John. Tell her your story and see if she'll go for it. Of course you may do better with your story if it is accompanied by a rose (to represent the one the wasp sat on just before he attacked you).

tweener · « **Reply #23 on:** 06/05/2004 03:06:04 »

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Originally posted by Donnah

It's never too late John. Tell her your story and see if she'll go for it. Of course you may do better with your story if it is accompanied by a rose (to represent the one the wasp sat on just before he attacked you).

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bezoar · « **Reply #24 on:** 06/05/2004 19:16:29 »

Oh boy, you are a pessimist.

tweener · « **Reply #25 on:** 06/05/2004 20:12:02 »

Absolutely!

And with good reason I might add.

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neilep · « **Reply #26 on:** 06/05/2004 22:28:26 »

John....get your neck over here I'll kiss it for ya !!!....I'm also a pessimist so at least we can both be optimistic that we'll both hate it. I promise no tongues ok ?

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tweener · « **Reply #27 on:** 07/05/2004 04:45:08 »

Neil, I don't think I like the idea even with the "no tongues" clause. Now, if it were Nancy or Donnah or some other feminine type.....[}:)]

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neilep · « **Reply #28 on:** 07/05/2004 12:00:18 »

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Originally posted by tweener

Neil, I don't think I like the idea even with the "no tongues" clause. Now, if it were Nancy or Donnah or some other feminine type.....[}:)]

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....well..there are a few piccys I could post but NO WAY !!!!..the ensuing ridicule would just not be worth it !!!!

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tweener · « **Reply #29 on:** 07/05/2004 19:53:36 »

I don't even want to know......

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neilep · « **Reply #30 on:** 10/05/2004 21:38:13 »

......well..they do not compare to the beauty that are your piccys John.....stick em on the site will ya ?...they're beautiful.

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tweener · « **Reply #31 on:** 11/05/2004 03:21:47 »

Thanks for the compliment Neil. I don't want to clutter this scientific site with stuff like that. Maybe someday I'll get around to getting them posted on a photo site and everyone can look there.

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neilep · « **Reply #32 on:** 11/05/2004 03:49:29 »

...yeah...you're right...they are pretty crap really !![

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tweener · « **Reply #33 on:** 11/05/2004 20:29:50 »

Whatever.

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neilep · « **Reply #34 on:** 11/05/2004 20:35:05 »

John...just joking mate !!! !!!!! (don't do this to me....you did know I was joking yes ?).....I think you should stick em on the photoshopwars forum.....go on......especially the two I really like best....the foggy morning stream and creek weed....

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Ultima · « **Reply #35 on:** 13/05/2004 12:42:59 »

Hornets are cool to.

wOw the world spins?

neilep · « **Reply #36 on:** 13/05/2004 21:04:50 »

Hornets are horrible nasty things who bully bees !!!

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tweener · « **Reply #37 on:** 14/05/2004 01:24:52 »

Hornets bully everything! (Including me!)

Once my son found a big hornet's nest (during the winter) and took it into his room. Fortunately, he didn't sleep there that night and did close the door because by the next morning there were probably 50 or 60 hornets buzzing around in there. Apparently they'd hatched when they got warm.

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neilep · « **Reply #38 on:** 14/05/2004 01:50:08 »

LOL !!..Sorry John..I know it could have been quite a nasty experience if your son had slept there that night.....it's just that it made me giggle a little !!...To find a Hornets Nest and then take it and put it in your bedroom !!..There's a sketch in there somewhere.. (sorry...silly Brit humour!

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...obviously it was assumed it was a 'dead' nest eh ?....

How did you get rid of all the Hornets ?...I supposed you had no choice but to spray the blighters !!...hope no one got stung !!

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tweener · « **Reply #39 on:** 14/05/2004 04:10:10 »

We did think it was a dead nest - WRONG!

It took about 30 minutes with a fly swatter to get them all. They weren't really agressive because they didn't have their own nest to defend. Apparently they hadn't "claimed" the one they hatched from (yet).

And I'm sure a good Monty Python type sketch could come from that.

I once took a very large wasp nest to school and they started hatching out in the classroom. Then we put the nest outside the window so everyone could watch. By the end of the day, they had a nest built right above over the window. Pretty cool to watch.

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