What would happen if a man had sex with a female dog?

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #20 on:** 07/07/2007 19:04:53 »

Coz dem is well ugly innit! [

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kdlynn · « **Reply #21 on:** 07/07/2007 19:10:06 »

well... yes that's true

JimBob · « **Reply #22 on:** 07/07/2007 19:42:14 »

It all has to do with chromosome numbers. Hairy apes have a different number than we naked apes. Thus, no little mutant primates.

DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #23 on:** 07/07/2007 20:56:19 »

Quote from: kdlynn on 07/07/2007 18:50:53

would it be possible for humans and apes to produce a child though? i'm not saying it would be right... but could it be done?

That reminds me... ***** ******** *** *** ********* ******** ******* final.

Sorry DOC

I had to Edit your post due to the fine line and the problems which can occur when someone tries to straddle it.

JimBob · « **Reply #24 on:** 07/07/2007 21:32:50 »

Naughty, naughty, naughty

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DoctorBeaver · « **Reply #25 on:** 07/07/2007 21:41:15 »

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stana · « **Reply #26 on:** 14/12/2007 19:34:46 »

No. There is no posibility that you will get half dog half man.

The two genes aren't compatible. So...if you are a girl the your ovule won't get fecundated properly and it will be eliminated. The same thing will happen to the animal.

wolfekeeper · « **Reply #27 on:** 17/12/2007 02:58:03 »

I think a cross breed is always *theoretically* possible, for example there have been some horse/donkey cross breeds that were actually fertile (and they have different numbers of chromosomes), but the further apart any two animals are in the family tree of life the less and less likely that they will breed successfully.

Usually, on average 50% of the DNA is from the male and 50% from the female, but if the percentages are very, very skewed then a viable animal could in principle occur. I mean it's possible to take a few genes from a human and put them into a dog, and it would probably survive (depending on the genes), but if you put a lot of genes in the dog, the chances of something bad happening and killing the foetus goes up exponentially.

So, by the time you are as far apart as a dog and a human, the chances are so low that anything viable would be produced by non artificial means, then it could probably be tried from now to the end of the universe without anything live being carried to term.

Ethos · « **Reply #28 on:** 22/03/2009 03:39:47 »

Quote from: Seany on 06/07/2007 11:31:49

Would anything happen?

He'd have a bitch of a time..............woopeeeee!!!!!!

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #29 on:** 22/03/2009 03:42:17 »

Hey hey hey!
Speaking from experience are you Ethos? [xx(]

Ethos · « **Reply #30 on:** 22/03/2009 03:46:37 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 22/03/2009 03:42:17

Hey hey hey!
Speaking from experience are you Ethos? [xx(]

I never kiss and tell.................A bitch of a time,....get it???

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #31 on:** 22/03/2009 03:47:54 »

Don't worry, I don't blame you...

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #32 on:** 22/03/2009 03:49:04 »

Of course I get it! [

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Ethos · « **Reply #33 on:** 22/03/2009 03:58:31 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 22/03/2009 03:49:04

Of course I get it! []

You're quite OK I must say...........

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #34 on:** 22/03/2009 04:00:16 »

Unfortunately for me, you're the only person who thinks that. [

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Ethos · « **Reply #35 on:** 22/03/2009 04:07:43 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 22/03/2009 04:00:16

Unfortunately for me, you're the only person who thinks that. []

Poor fellow...........Frankly, I find that rather difficult to believe, you seem like a decent soul. Why would you come to such a conclusion, I'm sure you must be mistaken my friend...........Ethos

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #36 on:** 22/03/2009 04:18:19 »

The thing is, I can't work out whether you are being serious or not because I wasn't.

Ethos · « **Reply #37 on:** 22/03/2009 04:39:05 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 22/03/2009 04:18:19

The thing is, I can't work out whether you are being serious or not because I wasn't.

For the record; When I said you were OK, I meant every word. As for most of the rest of my nonsense, I probably wasn't.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #38 on:** 22/03/2009 04:40:01 »

Okay, I'm glad we cleared that one up. [

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Raghavendra · « **Reply #39 on:** 22/03/2009 09:00:37 »

I best way is to close dog's mouth and start sex....

I think you will become hulk ha hah a ha