[neilep (OP)]

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'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'  

[Donnah]

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Whether learned by experience or an education in college

This gives me an idea Neil.  Why don't we write a story together?  Each person can write only one line at a time, and there has to be input by someone else before they can contribute another line.

I'll start.

The heat wafted up from the sun-drenched asphalt as though it was trying to melt the fast approaching figure.

[neilep (OP)]

It was a dry hot heat, that hit your face like a slap from the sun. A mirage ? A hallucination ? or was the figure for real ?

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'  

[tweener]

Can I join in?  Here's mine - I'll delete it if you don't want me in this story.

Then, as I watched, the figure slowly materialized into a woman with a figure too perfect to be real.

----
John - The Eternal Pessimist.

[bezoar]

And as my eyes adapted to the light, I feasted them on the most enormous set of breast implants that I'd ever seen.  She bounced rapidly in my direction, with a definite mission in mind.

[neilep (OP)]

"you know, I had to get planning permission for these" she said. It was difficult to keep an air of coolness and a straight face, with my jaw so eloquently dropped and my tongue unwrapped and touching the ground !



'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'  

[tweener]

I figured I could get one word out without my voice cracking, so I uttered "nice" with a little extra emphasis on the hiss at the end.

----
John - The Eternal Pessimist.

[Donnah]

"Mice! Where?" she shreiked, leaping into his arms.

[neilep (OP)]

'oooh...lucky me' he wheezed ,as his capacious arms cradled the deaf but beautiful amazonian female.With her hearing aid now turned up high, she felt embarrassed at her faux pas but did not struggle to be free from his muscular arms.

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'  

[bezoar]

"No," she whispered, "lucky me," she continued as she slowly lowered her feet to the ground, pressed tightly up against him.

[Exodus]

quote:Originally posted by bezoar

"No," she whispered, "lucky me," she continued as she slowly lowered her feet to the ground, pressed tightly up against him.

"The names Kenneth" she mouthed gently into his left ear, her breath tingling his neck hairs...

[neilep (OP)]

Hi Kenneth, I'm Gloria !!...doesn't that babbling brook , beside the oasis in the distance look so inviting ?  Splish Splash !!!

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'  

[Donnah]

"I must be hallucinating," thought Kenneth "'cause that woman knew my name...and I can see the oasis too!"

[Donnah]

quote:Originally posted by tweener
Can I join in?  Here's mine - I'll delete it if you don't want me in this story.

John - The Eternal Pessimist.

When I said we could write a story together I meant we, all of us in the forum.

[bezoar]

Wait a minute.  I thought Kenneth was the girl.  And the guy is named Gloria?

[Donnah]

Oops, you're right.  Busted reading dyslexically again.

[neilep (OP)]

Kenneth and Gloria could see the light in each others eyes, they were a magnet to each others tranvestite/transexual charms. Despite the torrent heat, the sweat they produced was for each other. With a skip and a hop , and hand in had they danced their merry way to the refreshing inviting waters that beckoned them from afar.

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'  

[Donnah]

They reached the oasis gate and their high spirits crash landed, brought down by Kenneth's tears as she read aloud "no imported fruits allowed".

[tweener]

Since the "Kenneth" line I've been laughing too hard to contribute to this!  Now, I really don't know where to take it.

----
John - The Eternal Pessimist.

[neilep (OP)]

Lying back in each others arms , Kenneth and Gloria were struck by the lightining bolt of The Moderator Tweener, their nomenclature and assignation for each other was bewildering to say the least.

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'