[BenHermer]

Thermite has to be the way to go, come on, they destroyed a terminator robot with it (in the new Terminator series, how sad am i??), bit of organic mush would be easy peasy!!

[blakestyger]

There was a vertical lime kiln at the factory where I used to work and on a bad day I could fantasise about putting my boss in the charger bucket at the bottom and watch the little tyke go right to the top and be tipped in. Height 100ft, temp 1400C, charged with limestone and coke and the powdered product was slaked in water.
The perfect answer - I don't believe the police would be so thorough that it would be discovered.

[Hello]

Knock them out in a secure location at night, hard enough for either paralyzes or brain damage, without a drop of blood.

Make sure a vehicle is close at hand. No car theft, just a car of yours.

Put them under the back seats, covered with a blanket, and other boxes with junk of your choice. Heavy objects.

Go to your home, or location of choice with a shower.

Hang them upside down in the shower, nude. Burn all the clothes in the fireplace. If there is no fireplace, purchase a fire pit ahead of time, and use the clothes as kindle. Make sure all traces of it have been reduced to ash.

Get in the shower with the person, and remove your clothes as well. Pull the curtains to cover in case of any spray of blood. Cut the throat of the person, and allow the person to drain. wait until all blood has washed off of you and the corpse.

Take the corpse to a long table, usually used for animal skinning and gutting. Remove the limbs first, and organs. Have very large containers with monoxide at hand. Place the organs and limbs into these jars for at least a month. Eventually they will be reduced to white bone, and eventually they will simply "fizz" away. Keep a separate jar for the head. Make sure to have pounded to head a bit first with a sludge hammer of some kind. Let it "fizz" away as well.

With the remaining torso bit, remove the bones and place them into the jars as well, after hacking them down a bit.

You can eat the rest. If cooked right, it can feel more like a treat, rather a duty.


That's that.

[JDR]

Just use pigs starve them for about 2 weeks and they will go through bones like butter you need about 3 pigs to do the whole job in about 25 mins and they leave no trace of body i know through experiance hope this helps.

[glovesforfoxes]

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[Don_1]

I see this thread has been resurrected.

Oooo that's better, I haven't had pun for ages!

[Karen W.]

Just use pigs starve them for about 2 weeks and they will go through bones like butter you need about 3 pigs to do the whole job in about 25 mins and they leave to trace of body i know through experiance hope this helps.

That is a bit unnerving!!!?

May I ask How one has experience in starving three pigs, and feeding them a corpse..etc etc etc....?
How does and where would something like this ever take place?

THOSE are REALLY DISTURBING THOUGHTS AND ACTIONS there.....let alone EXPERIENCE???

Talk about Shock factor!

[Karen W.]

Knock them out in a secure location at night, hard enough for either paralyzes or brain damage, without a drop of blood.

Make sure a vehicle is close at hand. No car theft, just a car of yours.

Put them under the back seats, covered with a blanket, and other boxes with junk of your choice. Heavy objects.

Go to your home, or location of choice with a shower.

Hang them upside down in the shower, nude. Burn all the clothes in the fireplace. If there is no fireplace, purchase a fire pit ahead of time, and use the clothes as kindle. Make sure all traces of it have been reduced to ash.

Get in the shower with the person, and remove your clothes as well. Pull the curtains to cover in case of any spray of blood. Cut the throat of the person, and allow the person to drain. wait until all blood has washed off of you and the corpse.

Take the corpse to a long table, usually used for animal skinning and gutting. Remove the limbs first, and organs. Have very large containers with monoxide at hand. Place the organs and limbs into these jars for at least a month. Eventually they will be reduced to white bone, and eventually they will simply "fizz" away. Keep a separate jar for the head. Make sure to have pounded to head a bit first with a sludge hammer of some kind. Let it "fizz" away as well.

With the remaining torso bit, remove the bones and place them into the jars as well, after hacking them down a bit.

You can eat the rest. If cooked right, it can feel more like a treat, rather a duty.


That's that.

YUUUUUUUUCCCCK!!!!!!!

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[Karen W.]

I am afraid to ask about the relish and think I should pass on the link eh??

[yor_on]

sh1t.
 what's wrong this picture?
Everything.

[JDR]

to Karen W.

my info is personal but affective its a job offer that i cant refuse.

[Don_1]

Knock them out in a secure location at night, hard enough for either paralyzes or brain damage, without a drop of blood.

Make sure a vehicle is close at hand. No car theft, just a car of yours.

Put them under the back seats, covered with a blanket, and other boxes with junk of your choice. Heavy objects.

Go to your home, or location of choice with a shower.

Hang them upside down in the shower, nude. Burn all the clothes in the fireplace. If there is no fireplace, purchase a fire pit ahead of time, and use the clothes as kindle. Make sure all traces of it have been reduced to ash.

Get in the shower with the person, and remove your clothes as well. Pull the curtains to cover in case of any spray of blood. Cut the throat of the person, and allow the person to drain. wait until all blood has washed off of you and the corpse.

Take the corpse to a ***long table, usually used for animal skinning and gutting***. Remove the limbs first, and organs. Have very large containers with monoxide at hand. Place the organs and limbs into these jars for at least a month. Eventually they will be reduced to white bone, and eventually they will simply "fizz" away. Keep a separate jar for the head. Make sure to have pounded to head a bit first with a ***sludge hammer*** of some kind. Let it "fizz" away as well.

With the remaining torso bit, remove the bones and place them into the jars as well, after hacking them down a bit.

You can eat the rest. If cooked right, it can feel more like a treat, rather a duty.


That's that.

Every home should have one!
I have been to B & Q, but cannot find a sludge hammer. Apparently there is very little call for a hammer to pulverise boggy ground!
FOG

[crooky3]

Shave all the hair off cut the fingers off pull all the teeth out for identi, and feed to the pigs will eat the lot bones but not the hair the fingers feed to seaguls if not eaten will

[crooky3]

or acid bath put all the bones it a cement mixer with a few bricks 2-4 hours nothing but dust,....

[CliffordK]

Thermite has to be the way to go, come on, they destroyed a terminator robot with it (in the new Terminator series, how sad am i??), bit of organic mush would be easy peasy!!

I was thinking about that...
And it should be pretty easy to make your own Thermite, although it may take some planning to make a few gallons of it.
The fireworks might alert your neighbors though.

The risk is if you make a miscalculation...  then you have a half-cremated body to deal with.

I will tell you that we tried to dispose of a dead deer a few years ago by building a fire over the top of it.  We got some well cooked rotten deer steaks...  but the burning wasn't particularly effective without getting the fire all the way under the body.  Keep in mind you are trying to incinerate "bags of mostly water".