[neilep]

....and we stick them in the recycle bin....takes a bit of manipulation  (epecially if rigor has set in !!)....but it works.

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[Jel]

Yet to invert the Paddington syndrome, where people disappear completely in major incidents because it's the perfect way of breaking with one's past, there's also the occasional incident of "One Corpse Too Many": the finest way of hiding a body is amongst other bodies...

[chris]

quote:Originally posted by Ylide

When I took analytic chemistry, my instructor had a bottle of what he called "Jack's Magic Solution" which we used for cleaning the deposited crap out of glass vacuum filters.  I believe it was a mixture of sulfuric acid, nitric acid, and potassium permanganate.  (I don't know in what molar ratios, sorry murderers)  He implied that if one were to dump a body into a plastic barrel and fill it with the stuff, the entire corpse would be able to wash down the gutter in liquid form.

I asked forensic archaeologist Corinne Duhig (http://www.thenakedscientists.com/html/shows/2002.04.07.htm) this. She said that gallstones are a big give away and have helped to incriminate people who have done just this because being predominantly fat (cholesterol and phospholipid) they don't react terribly well with the acids. In the case she mentioned theyy were the only residue of the deceased and turned up in the garden where the acid bath had been emptied...

Chris

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"
 - Groucho Marx

[Ylide]

quote:Originally posted by chris

I asked forensic archaeologist Corinne Duhig (http://www.thenakedscientists.com/html/shows/2002.04.07.htm) this. She said that gallstones are a big give away and have helped to incriminate people who have done just this because being predominantly fat (cholesterol and phospholipid) they don't react terribly well with the acids. In the case she mentioned theyy were the only residue of the deceased and turned up in the garden where the acid bath had been emptied...

Chris

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"
 - Groucho Marx

Guess you should follow up with some benzene or other strong nonpolar solvent.  

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[Iron Sun 254]

The best place to hide a body is in the belly of a shark.

[Deanwinfield]

I heard that a strong Alkali solution breaks down a human body much quicker than acids. It can also dispose of those little annoyences such as teeth and bones. Im not such how it would do against the Gall Stones though.

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[simeonie]

why dont you just blow it up into little pieces or something or take a boat out into the ocean and put a weight on it and let it sink to the ocean bed.

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[neilep]

..wait until the corpse has gone all stiff, stand upright in a corner...... makes a good hat stand/coat holder.........

If you're handy with electronics...stick a bulb in mouth to make a pleasant lamp....at Christmas you can avail the corpse of it's other orifices to make a pleasing Christmas Tree.

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[l_kryptonite]

Here, we feed unwanted guests to the snakes.

[neilep]

Whatw was it snacking on I_Kryptonite ? a big mouse or a really small horse ?....presumably a small deer or a roo ?

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[l_kryptonite]

"What's that, Skippy?  A python ate Sunny?"
"What's that Skip?  You're going in after him?"

Ahh, children's television at its best.

[simeonie]

I think it is a kangaroo

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[OldMan]

Yeah I'd say a wallaby by the feet, too small for a roo but guess it could have been a baby roo.

Tim

[simeonie]

ye its deffinetly a Kangaroo of some sort.... a small one though. Just out of curiosity..... how but to Kangaroos grow?

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[l_kryptonite]

Cudos to you, Old Man. It is indeed an ex-wallaby []

[Andrew K Fletcher]

Maybe pay the guy down the local crematorium a few bux to turn a blind eye?

"The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is most likely to be correct."
K.I.S. "Keep it simple!"

[simeonie]

Ha yeah I think that is the best idea yet. What about fly over the oceon and drop the body off with a lead weight on it!

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[weebrain]

ive used thermit to vapourise carbon steel for some fun, and i think it would take care of a nasty lookin corpe. no problems!

loony

[ukmicky]

originally posted by Exodus#
How to get rid of a corpse
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I asked my wife that question
Her answer was. Divorce me
I should of known better. she loves me really

[l_kryptonite]

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