[DoctorBeaver]

I thought you ate your breakfast on the balcony

[JimBob (OP)]

Your dementia is confusing you again, poor dear, it is your naughty bits I was talking about.

[DoctorBeaver]

My fundamental attributes are not a suitable discussion topic for this site.

[JimBob (OP)]

Site? this is a nursing home isn't it?
Have matron put your pants on.

[DoctorBeaver]

Have matron put your pants on.

The don't fit her.

[JimBob (OP)]

I think you meant "They"

But, please, cover that shriveled worm that your pants would have covered with something!

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[DoctorBeaver]

You must have your reading glasses round the wrong way again

[JimBob (OP)]

I only got one glass of juice with breakfast. And a cup of coffee.

[DoctorBeaver]

That's because they don't want you wetting yourself again

[JimBob (OP)]

They should be worried I would wet you.

[DoctorBeaver]

I'd dam it

[JimBob (OP)]

Is that why they didn't give you any liquids?

[DoctorBeaver]

Yes. They were scared to in case I created a pond.

[JimBob (OP)]

I should be lucky. The diapers are catching everything. (nappies to you, limey)

Did the teenager looker who volunteers here visit you yesterday?
 

[DoctorBeaver]

Have they caught any salmon? I like salmon. I had that for dinner last week. I think it was last week. Oh no, I remember - it was 1978.

[JimBob (OP)]

Is that why it smells so bad in here?

[DoctorBeaver]

No. Your colostomy bag has split again.

[JimBob (OP)]

I thought that was the dung heap from your lodge.

[DoctorBeaver]

Well, that just goes to show how wrong you humans can be  []

[DoctorBeaver]

Do you realise that anyone who doesn't know us will think we hate each other!  []