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Quote from: Nobody's Confidant on 06/03/2008 17:23:05Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 04/03/2008 21:36:29Quote from: JimBob on 04/03/2008 21:29:50To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?" Iraq is between Jordan & Iran (every Brit knows that). And yes, we know where our troops are.Americans think that Iraq is between Iran & Ireland because countries are arranged alphabetically.That's harsh soap-dodger.Isn't Jordon that woman with the big enhancements?Soap dodger indeed, at the moment I'm bathing in spring water being soaped down by my army of scrubbers.
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 04/03/2008 21:36:29Quote from: JimBob on 04/03/2008 21:29:50To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?" Iraq is between Jordan & Iran (every Brit knows that). And yes, we know where our troops are.Americans think that Iraq is between Iran & Ireland because countries are arranged alphabetically.That's harsh soap-dodger.
Quote from: JimBob on 04/03/2008 21:29:50To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?" Iraq is between Jordan & Iran (every Brit knows that). And yes, we know where our troops are.Americans think that Iraq is between Iran & Ireland because countries are arranged alphabetically.
To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"
Then your memory is so short and addled you cannot make accurate judgments. Do you remember Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 06/03/2008 19:06:16A battalion of Israeli commandos entered Jordan on Saturday. Peter Andre is furious!?AND WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY IT?(Lord, help me deal with this aged beastie. Beavers are only expected to live almost 20 years. This one is ancient beyond belief. Must be on life support.)
A battalion of Israeli commandos entered Jordan on Saturday. Peter Andre is furious!
I believe you just insulted my friend. Urban Dictionary:pom Either comes from 'prisoner of mother England' or pomigranite - a reddish coloured fruit that native Australians (Aboriginals) thought had a similar colour to the skin of sunburnt Brits.Not meant to be an insult (as some English think for some reason), merely a nickname for our less-tanned former rulers. Nicknaming everything is very Australian.I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH BEHAVIOR FROM A CHILD! Mind you manners or a way will be found to track you down and break your knees, brat!
Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?
Quote from: JimBob on 10/03/2008 19:00:18Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?Only if you can catch me, pom.
Quote from: Nobody's Confidant on 11/03/2008 12:06:39Quote from: JimBob on 10/03/2008 19:00:18Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?Only if you can catch me, pom.Boy-child, I am not a POM! I am a living breathing Texan and work in the - yes, you guessed it - in the oil business. And i have connections so watch out. You live in or near Lima, Ohio. Lauging now?
They are your knees.
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