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« Reply #20 on: 10/08/2008 22:31:16 »
Not for the Doc. As long as it holds still ...
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« Reply #21 on: 12/08/2008 16:22:42 »
He likes them still, that is worrying!
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« Reply #22 on: 13/08/2008 00:29:56 »
Indeed. Are there any missing beavers (or other animals of any type) in the area around Doc's ranch? If so, the constabulary should be alerted.
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« Reply #23 on: 13/08/2008 10:55:15 »
I think this thread should be locked RIGHT NOW!  [:(!]
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« Reply #24 on: 13/08/2008 11:55:14 »
JimBob swallowed the key so you will have to wait with a sieve!
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« Reply #25 on: 13/08/2008 16:34:37 »
He is accustomed to such chores. Can't get a real job, you know.
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« Reply #26 on: 13/08/2008 22:44:21 »
What the fek are you 2 eejits wittering about?
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« Reply #27 on: 13/08/2008 23:07:17 »
Don't you take that Irish tone with me.
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« Reply #28 on: 13/08/2008 23:21:20 »
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« Reply #29 on: 13/08/2008 23:24:36 »
Now that is just plain rude!
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« Reply #30 on: 14/08/2008 01:36:34 »
Yep, he gets up my nose, too.
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« Reply #31 on: 14/08/2008 08:18:06 »
I'm in dispute with management and decided to picket.
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« Reply #32 on: 14/08/2008 15:16:48 »
That's what you get for disputing your superiors - stuck out in front of the main battle line standing picket duty.
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« Reply #33 on: 14/08/2008 17:36:20 »
Nah. I was in the forest checking out the trees defences
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« Reply #34 on: 14/08/2008 21:25:16 »
But your picket post was on the nose of the hill.
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« Reply #35 on: 14/08/2008 21:42:31 »
Yes. I left a couple of Texans up there. They don't know any better.
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« Reply #36 on: 15/08/2008 01:31:03 »
That explains why there has been no attack in that sector. Two Texans are worth a whole battalion of regulars.
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« Reply #37 on: 15/08/2008 11:15:23 »
No. The enemy didn't like the smell.
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« Reply #38 on: 15/08/2008 18:25:59 »
You have obviously been fed false information. Why have you been consorting with the enemy?

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« Reply #39 on: 16/08/2008 10:07:25 »
No consorting involved. I was watching through my little Beaverscope and saw them turn up their hoses & run away.
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