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« Reply #20 on: 29/08/2008 23:33:15 »
Quote from: JimBob on 29/08/2008 23:31:21
Surely you wouldn't want to ***** that!

Starts wit "P ends with "K" and means "to stick with a pin" Sheesh, you thing the censor would a word like that? We don't have dirty minds!
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« Reply #21 on: 30/08/2008 21:26:52 »
That is not how you spell puncture!
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« Reply #22 on: 31/08/2008 03:00:34 »
Quote from: Make it  Lady on 30/08/2008 21:26:52
That is not how you spell puncture!

AH, how you disappoint me, woman!
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« Reply #23 on: 31/08/2008 08:59:23 »
Ah sleeping beauty's finger is still sore from the spinning wheels sharp needle!
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« Reply #24 on: 31/08/2008 22:05:53 »
Yes but if prince charming turned up in an inflated wet suit, I'd be a little disappointed. Trouble is everytime I kiss a prince they turn slowly into frogs.
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« Reply #25 on: 31/08/2008 23:35:43 »
Perhaps you should change your "p*icking" criteria.
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« Reply #26 on: 01/09/2008 15:11:14 »
Riviting
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« Reply #27 on: 01/09/2008 20:10:35 »
Quote from: Make it  Lady on 31/08/2008 22:05:53
Yes but if prince charming turned up in an inflated wet suit, I'd be a little disappointed. Trouble is everytime I kiss a prince they turn slowly into frogs.

Hee hee.. Yeah The only time I kissed a prince he turned into a frog of a sort!
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« Reply #28 on: 03/09/2008 20:40:47 »
Kissing frogs usually means you get lots of french lovers!
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« Reply #29 on: 03/09/2008 21:25:16 »
OH dear!! Then I must have kissed something else!
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« Reply #30 on: 03/09/2008 21:34:35 »
You'd know if you'd kissed something else because they are something else!!!!
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« Reply #31 on: 03/09/2008 21:38:55 »
If perchance, ewe kiss my arse
Hold your breath and make it last !
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« Reply #32 on: 03/09/2008 21:45:46 »
I am the Make it Lady not the Make it Last. I can run a last over your arse if you want.
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« Reply #33 on: 03/09/2008 21:51:34 »
Quote from: Make it  Lady on 03/09/2008 21:45:46
I am the Make it Lady not the Make it Last. I can run a last over your arse if you want.

If My bot is smacked much harder
Perhaps you'll apply a sticky plaster ?
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« Reply #34 on: 03/09/2008 21:55:34 »
This is not the rhyming thread Neil,
So stop it lets keep the forum real!
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« Reply #35 on: 03/09/2008 21:55:59 »
Holding my breath is hard to do
especially when you smell like POOOOOOOO!!LOL
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« Reply #36 on: 03/09/2008 21:58:37 »
You didn't do it you little strumpet,
He's always chasing bits of crumpet
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« Reply #37 on: 03/09/2008 22:00:38 »
Quote from: Make it  Lady on 03/09/2008 21:58:37
You didn't do it you little strumpet,
He's always chasing bits of crumpet


Hmmm buttered crumpet nice and hot
On the list cos I haven't got !


ok ok...I'll stop rhyming here
Cos my words are like verbal diarrhoea
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« Reply #38 on: 03/09/2008 22:14:35 »
Diarrhoea is hard to spell,
But always leaves a nasty smell.
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« Reply #39 on: 03/09/2008 22:15:42 »
Hot and buttered and oh so good..

are you really sure that you really should?
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