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Its looking like there are Upwards of 100 million sperm expelled when a man ejaculates. I assume it takes one good swimmer to do the deed although I could be wrong...and I don't know the odds!
Don't worry Neil, I'll have the answer for you in a while.one, two, three, four, five, (oh no, what comes after five???) eleven, twelve, fifteen, sexteen (hehehehe) eighteen (old enough now), twentyI hope you don't want this figure to be too accurate.Now where was I, Oh yes, thirty eleven, thirty twelve.....................................................................................
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Oh! is anyone looking [?] nope, good I'll just flush this lot down the loo AH!!! Right I have an answer for you, 90 million give or take a few hundred, sheesh talk about a hammer to crack a nut!!!! This is more like a pile driver to crush a grape!!!!
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If you buy as many lottery tickets as there are sperm in ejaculate, then you are likely to win.To paraphrase Dr Samuel Johnson: National lotteries are a tax on daftness.
Did you know that ice down the undercrunchers before sex gives a higher likelihood of girl babies as the sperm slow down and swim slowly. The male sperm live short lives and so die before they reach the egg. Girl sperms live longer and reach the egg before dying. If you want a boy get wifey to do a shoulder stand after sex. Gravity assists the faster swimming male sperm to reach the egg before the slower but more long lived girlies.
Fatherís OccupationAlthough the sex ratio averages out everywhere to 106 boys for every 100 girls, researchers have found that men in some occupational groups have a tendency to have more girls. Some studies have found that airline pilots, astronauts and deep sea divers have more girls. Recently, workers in timber mills have been shown to have more daughters.
Season of child's birth, however, significantly affected the sex ratio [in Canada]
Isnít this all rather taking the fun out of it, letís just get down to a damn good old fashioned bonk.Just a min, I've just read the post in which you say "90 million eh?..are ewe sure ?...better check !..Karen said one hundred million !" Do you mean to tell me that Karen knew the answer all along and just let me carry on wasting my valuable time? And that raises another question, what was Karen doing counting my tadpoles? How did she get hold of them?I intend to complain at the highest possible level.ďJeeves, Jeeves, are there you are Jeeves, bring me my crampons and ice axe, and phone Sherpa Tensing Jnr to tell him Iím on my way.ĒďAs you wish my LordĒ.To:The highest possible level# 1 The PeakMt. Everest.Dear Sir, Madam or otherwise,I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms (muscles @ 23.9% APR) about an infringement of my tadpoles. They have been accosted and counted by Karen. These are MY tadpoles, each and every one of them. I regard them as my kith and kin. Indeed I kith them daily. (Excuthe the lithp it ith due to my bottom lip quivering).Yourth dithguthted,Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................To:The Highest possible level#1 The PeakMt. Everest.Dear Sir, Madam or otherwise,I wish to complain about that first step outside your front door. 29,000 ft is a tad on the steep side.Might I suggest you contact my local builders (Messers Bodgit & Leggit) to rectify the problem.Yours with a shattered skeleton,Don 1