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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar and the one says to the other, "i think i've lost an electron...". The second turned and asked "are you sure?" to which the first replied "yes, i'm positive."
OK - perhaps mine is less of a joke and more of a logical puzzle. Think of the dates......
Digital Integrated Circuits, a.k.a. "chips" [?]
Why are quantum physicists rubbish at making love?
'Fraid not, think uncertainty...
It's due to the Heisenburg uncertainty principle - when they know the position they don't have the momentum, but if they have the momentum they lose the position.
This is beginning to sound like Mornington Crescent. []
Quote from: blakestyger on 09/10/2008 14:38:19This is beginning to sound like Mornington Crescent. []In a sentiment that I'm sure will be echoed here, RIP Humph. It will be interesting to see who replaces him on ISIHAC. Did anyone hear 'Chairman Humph' the radio 4 Steven Fry tribute to him?