Do you have STB syndrome?

Make it Lady · « **Reply #20 on:** 22/01/2009 22:29:35 »

I'm a member of all the rescue services. I just love a man in uniform! You can call them out 24hrs a day. Much better than sky men.

Make it Lady · « **Reply #21 on:** 22/01/2009 22:31:12 »

NO! I got a cellulite advert. Someone told! I also got a caning schoolgirls ad. I shall save that one.

turnipsock · « **Reply #22 on:** 22/01/2009 23:01:02 »

Can we please get off topic.

Did you know that a litre of distilled water from Hellfrauds costs less than a litre of water from a motorway service place?

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #23 on:** 22/01/2009 23:05:16 »

Quote from: turnipsock on 22/01/2009 23:01:02

from Hellfrauds

Where's that?

turnipsock · « **Reply #24 on:** 22/01/2009 23:24:53 »

Its a place where they never have the thing you want for your car, if they know what your car is. You will always get something that looks like the right bit but you won't discover its the wrong bit until you get home. There is never anybody on the till either, I think it should be a rule that if nobody is on the till you can have it for free.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #25 on:** 22/01/2009 23:27:36 »

But they sell distilled water cheaper than a motorway service place? I presume this is in the UK?

turnipsock · « **Reply #26 on:** 22/01/2009 23:56:13 »

Yes, the distilled water is cheaper than the drinking water at motorway services. Its just a pity they don't do meals and have toilets (johns).

JimBob · « **Reply #27 on:** 23/01/2009 03:40:59 »

And you can fly cheap to NZ, two.

JimBob · « **Reply #28 on:** 23/01/2009 03:41:49 »

Hey dumb arse, that should be spelled "too." (FOG)

Karen W. · « **Reply #29 on:** 23/01/2009 04:55:31 »

LOL..LOL..Jimbob...youre too funny..... I love your self check! Hee hee..... I always post without checking then see the mistakes and say.... pffft so what....lol.... somedays I have to go back and correct........

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #30 on:** 23/01/2009 05:21:28 »

Anyone got any good jokes?

dentstudent · « **Reply #31 on:** 23/01/2009 07:51:37 »

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs are both the same.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #32 on:** 23/01/2009 07:54:19 »

WHAT??

dentstudent · « **Reply #33 on:** 23/01/2009 07:57:37 »

Alright - What's brown and sticky?

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #34 on:** 23/01/2009 07:59:39 »

Umm...poo?

dentstudent · « **Reply #35 on:** 23/01/2009 08:01:56 »

A stick.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #36 on:** 23/01/2009 08:03:33 »

I'm none the wiser [

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dentstudent · « **Reply #37 on:** 23/01/2009 08:05:17 »

Wasn't he a failed Viking leader?

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #38 on:** 23/01/2009 08:05:50 »

Who was?

dentstudent · « **Reply #39 on:** 23/01/2009 08:15:38 »

There was Erik the Red, so who was None the Wiser?

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