[yor_on]

I feel sad for that horse, although it remind me of Canada somehow?
Don't know why, must be something I took, ah, read?

Ah yes, Toronto was it, ...Was it?

" You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday. "

Then on the other hand...
In Alberta city laws it is stated that
"If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town."

The handgun makes sense, but what do they expect the horse to solve?
That a car can't??

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Sorry, a sick sick mind is mine.
And that is no floccinaucinihilipilification !!!

One should value what little one has.
That includes quadrupeds.

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Apropos strange photos
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1691

[JimBob]

A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!

I thought it night have been a mouse at first. That is, until upon closer examination I discovered the creature to be shod with horse shoes.That is unusual for a mouse. As is the lack of cloven hoofs on the beast.

Does anyone have a mint? My stomach is acting up again.

Can a three towed sloth really grow an algae mat? - The answer is YES!

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When you cross a donkey with an onion, what do you get?

A piece of A** that make you cry.

[Make it Lady]

I love it when you fall back on your assonance.

[Make it Lady]

My son is Skiing in America and met Jonathan Ross. He is on everything, including Murray's holiday. Murray got his Autograph though.

[Andrew K Fletcher]

 [)] Dellboy rules!

"Stick a pony in your pocket...."

Perhaps the driver wanted a real flying horse on his bonnet.....

Maybe he was horseing around when he got saddled with the extra passenger?

[Andrew K Fletcher]

Brings on a whole new meaning to Nagging the driver in the backseat

[Make it Lady]

Why is the driver in the back seat? Does he have really long legs?

[Andrew K Fletcher]

Why is the driver in the back seat? Does he have really long legs?

Nope, the Nag knocked the driver in the back seat, hence nagging the driver

[JimBob]

All this talk of nags seems to remind me of something - hummmmm OH, YES! What I emailed the Beaver.


best of craigslist > washington, DC > Married Woman Needs a Really Smart Doormat
Originally Posted: Tue, 2 Dec 13:46 EST


Married Woman Needs a Really Smart Doormat

Date: 2008-12-02, 1:46PM EST


My wife needs a man.

And not just any man. Oh, no.

She needs a man who is very handsome, very accomplished, highly educated, very articulate, reasonably wealthy, and who is a good listener. Here's the kicker: you must have so little self-esteem that being completely submissive comes to you as naturally as the way a light turns off when somebody hits the switch. And then comes on again when a certain someone changes their mind just a moment later.

Do you like hours and hours of antiquing on beautiful summer days and offering meaningless approval of others' purchases? Hey, good.

Do you like being asked about home decorating selections by someone who has no intention of actually taking your opinions? Very good. You're on a roll.

Do you mind abandoning your friendships and foregoing the chance to make new ones? Hey, excellent!

Would it bother you if long-held plans that you were kinda looking forward to are routinely abandoned without notice? No, of course you wouldn't. Hey - you're really rocking now.

Those pots and pans you were told to remove from the dishwasher - like, you weren't actually planning on putting them somewhere without first consulting someone, were you? Oh, good.

Do you have the ability to nod and utter "um-hmm" at socially appropriate moments for long periods of time without actually asking or saying anything? (You can't try and avoid this by listening to your iPod on long car trips. I've tried this. It does not work. I have two busted pairs of earphones to show for it.)

If all that is true, then certainly you won't mind it if the Redskins game you were looking forward to ALL FREAKING WEEK is switched off in favor of an epidode of HGTV's "My Home is Worth What?" that you're pretty sure you sat through two weeks ago.

If you have all of these qualities and promise to be a decent role model to my children, I'll bankroll you in a comfortable lifestyle at a level to be determined by my wife's yet-to-be-hired lawyer. You'll enjoy a four bedroom suburban colonial with a pretty damn nice kitchen. You'll have your own space in a two-car garage for your car. You'll have a small, yappy little dog with bad breath that is yours to walk on a rhinestone-studded, hot-pink leash - first thing every morning and last thing every evening. And you'll have a one-acre lawn to keep manicured. (Neglect it at your peril, friend.)

After the holidays are gone, so am I. You can reach me by satellite phone. I'll be on the deck of a leaky old bass boat off the coast of Florida drinking a Corona and listening to some Jimmy Buffett and thinking about something other than the balance of my 401(k).

Oh - I almost forgot: there will be no sex. Like, none.

If you're interested, hit me up with an e-mail and we'll get you all fixed up.

[Chemistry4me]

I see that someone (A guest) is actually printing this topic!! []
Must be a big printer with lots of paper in it []

[Make it Lady]

JimBob: All men are like floor tiles (not doormats.) Lay them right and you can walk all over them forever! 

[Make it Lady]

I thought we had outed these guests and hidden people. Well I guess it is better than a ghost.

[dentstudent (OP)]

Flashheart: Couldn't resist it, eh, Slack Bladder? Told you you thought I was great. All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite . . .

[Flashheart taps the picture of the Sopwith Camel with his stick.]

Flashheart: . . . like you treat your woman!

[Flashheart whips the air with his cane.]

George: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?

Flashheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.

[Make it Lady]

My kinda man.

[JimBob]

Women are like gum boots - you only put them on when you are going to get dirty.

[Make it Lady]

Gum boots? are they Wellington boots that are made out of chewing gum?

[JimBob]

Gum boots? are they Wellington boots that are made out of chewing gum?

NO - you are just being silly now.

In my part of the world, Wellington boots are made out of cow leather and horse-hide and are tough as nails. I have owned a pair of leather Wellingtons for over 32 years and they fit like a pair of old comfortable slippers and are still in good working order. They were custom made for my feet and have an unusual zipper in them in order for my cloven hooves - er, make that "my arthritic ankles," can fit into them. All that is needed for maintenance is a little linseed oil or lanolin and the occasional new soles and heels. So in order to differentiate between you silly people who believe you can make "real" boots out of rubber, I will call them gum boots so these less sturdy boots will not be confused with real leather boots.

I do believe you have heard this expression before and are just being obstreperous. Typical woman. Floor Tile, Hurumph!

MY BOOTS

[JimBob]

OK, I am going to rescue this from obscurity. Another post will put it to the top of the list.


Did anyone see the potato?

Have you been to Korea?

What would you do with $10,000? (Or £6811.10? GB at the current rate, 0239 GMT)

Choose one or all.

[Chemistry4me]

I love potatoes.

[Karen W.]

Gum boots? are they Wellington boots that are made out of chewing gum?

NO - you are just being silly now.

In my part of the world, Wellington boots are made out of cow leather and horse-hide and are tough as nails. I have owned a pair of leather Wellingtons for over 32 years and they fit like a pair of old comfortable slippers and are still in good working order. They were custom made for my feet and have an unusual zipper in them in order for my cloven hooves - er, make that "my arthritic ankles," can fit into them. All that is needed for maintenance is a little linseed oil or lanolin and the occasional new soles and heels. So in order to differentiate between you silly people who believe you can make "real" boots out of rubber, I will call them gum boots so these less sturdy boots will not be confused with real leather boots.

I do believe you have heard this expression before and are just being obstreperous. Typical woman. Floor Tile, Hurumph!

MY BOOTS

Nice boots...but I must say I love your futon cover.... nice print Jim!