Fir tree in lung

LeeE · « **Reply #20 on:** 15/05/2009 16:30:16 »

"Oh no, not more puns" the rest of us opined.

Edit: Oops - missed out the word 'rest'

Don_1 · « **Reply #21 on:** 15/05/2009 16:59:23 »

Leaf it out!

Fortran · « **Reply #22 on:** 15/05/2009 18:05:07 »

Think I'll just pack my trunk but then wood that sap all my strength?

Don_1 · « **Reply #23 on:** 15/05/2009 18:13:29 »

Ah! So you've twigged have you, time we branched out to give you a chance to blossom.

Fortran · « **Reply #24 on:** 15/05/2009 18:16:30 »

Fir god's sake will you please stop now!

Don_1 · « **Reply #25 on:** 15/05/2009 18:38:08 »

Huh! Running out of puns already eh! I suppose yew can't cedar wood for the trees. Ash a pity, we do seem to get a treemendous response to a good pun filled thread. Oh well, never mind, it is supposed to be a science forum, so lets get back to matters scientific, like perhaps doing some logarithms!!!

Fortran · « **Reply #26 on:** 15/05/2009 21:30:54 »

Oakily doakily,

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #27 on:** 16/05/2009 01:25:28 »

Oh please, I've got the wood on all of you. You should all be sent to an axylem, where you'll sit petrified for the rest of your life.

Don_1 · « **Reply #28 on:** 16/05/2009 14:00:02 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 16/05/2009 01:25:28

Oh please, I've got the wood on all of you. You should all be sent to an axylem, where you'll sit petrified for the rest of your life.

I wouldn't mind sitting petrified, I'll do anything for-rest.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #29 on:** 17/05/2009 00:38:38 »

Now now, don't you get all sappy on me, we are just getting started. Quite unbeleafable really, you'll be reduced to ash-es when I'm done with you!

Fortran · « **Reply #30 on:** 17/05/2009 08:59:28 »

How one lungs for a decent thread to be aired

LeeE · « **Reply #31 on:** 17/05/2009 18:22:09 »

Is there anyone on the firum from Aldershot?

Fortran · « **Reply #32 on:** 17/05/2009 22:18:57 »

Quote from: LeeE on 17/05/2009 18:22:09

Is there anyone on the firum from Aldershot?

close - Nr Petersfield.

Don_1 · « **Reply #33 on:** 18/05/2009 08:57:31 »

Quote from: LeeE on 17/05/2009 18:22:09

Is there anyone on the firum from Aldershot?

I object to shooting trees. (Nice one LeeE) It goes against the grain for me.

LeeE · « **Reply #34 on:** 18/05/2009 17:21:16 »

Oops, sorry - I had no intention of conedoning the shooting of trees.

Don_1 · « **Reply #35 on:** 18/05/2009 17:56:44 »

I'm sure you didn't. In fact you clipped us firmly together there.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #36 on:** 19/05/2009 07:45:44 »

You've all become comedians like Woody Allen have you?
I think you should pack your trunks and leafe before I chase you out with the palm.

Don_1 · « **Reply #37 on:** 19/05/2009 08:48:45 »

Well I'm going now anyway, I have to see the vet about my pet pig. I shall see if he has got ma hog any better.

Now that's what you call contrived!!!

Daerana · « **Reply #38 on:** 19/05/2009 09:40:02 »

THis thread is becoming stumped.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #39 on:** 19/05/2009 09:42:15 »

Impossible when I bowl beamers!