[Don_1]

.....do any of you have really comfy walls in your room too?

Are you referring to my quilted wallpaper?

[Daerana]

Yes, that's it.  I have it too.  I quite like it.  Now, if I trip and fall, instead of hitting my head on a hard wall and knocking myself unconsious, I have a nice soft landing, don't you agree?
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[Chemistry4me]

Oh, so that's what you meant.

[Don_1]

Yes, that's it.  I have it too.  I quite like it.  Now, if I trip and fall, instead of hitting my head on a hard wall and knocking myself unconsious, I have a nice soft landing, don't you agree?
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The mattresses spread over the floor are a real bonus too, as is the netting over the solitary window and the air bags suspended from the ceiling.

Ah! The little hatch at the bottom of the padded door has opened; diner is served. Mmmm, Heinz baby food, my favourite! Must eat quick, before the cardboard spoon goes floppy.

[Chemistry4me]

Why is there suddenly 275 guests and at least half of them are viewing the same page?

[Chemistry4me]

Have a look at who's on line then view page 5 and onwards and you'll see what I mean!!!

[Chemistry4me]

Why is everyone suddenly interested in white dog poo and why we seldom see them anymore?

[Don_1]

Yep, just took a peek, dog poo seems to be flavour of the moment. Perhaps there has been a sudden upsurge in the occurrence of white dog poo.

[Chemistry4me]

Something smells fishy about this.

[Don_1]

Maybe its cats poo then!

[Chemistry4me]

OH NO! THEY'RE Back! 385 of them!!!

[Don_1]

Do they know something we don't???

Is the world about to be invaded by extra terrestrial canine poo?

[Shadec]

watch the video on this page:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/5152953/Surgeons-find-fir-tree-growing-inside-patients-lung.html

"It is absolutely impossible for a green plant to grow from this small seed inside a man's body, in order for a plant to start growing from a seed, it needs a lot of conditions, most of all light... and certain temperatures".
it would have been too hot, and absolutely the wrong conditions.

the tree doesnt even look like its growing, its a dark brown colour, like dead fir trees!

finally, and most damning (for the journalists i suppose) is the X-ray scan on the lightboard, look at the anomaly, its a huge, bulbous tumour, not a thin stick!

[cheryl j]

Foreign objects (like bits of food) aspirated into the lungs usually cause a huge and often deadly inflammatory reaction. I doubt it's real.