Person Using Chi Energy !! it's Impossible ?!?!

demografx · « **Reply #40 on:** 03/07/2009 00:23:05 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 02/07/2009 04:39:15

I'm surprised he didn't get fired like the human cannonball

We'll never know what propelled him to act the way he did.

demografx · « **Reply #41 on:** 03/07/2009 01:28:54 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 30/06/2009 06:12:06

Wow, I see that you have really lifted up your game

No pun intended. REALLY! No puns in there at all!

I just know that there must be a pun in there....somewhere! My assistant below just subjected your post to my proprietary Pun-O-Meter^® and it came out COP (clean of puns), a one-liner report.

Maybe, just maybe, your wordplay got by me this time. But I've written to DEE (Double Entendre Electronics), and asked for their latest Quip^® software...then we'll see what's what.

Meanwhile, Happy 4th to all who subscribe!

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #42 on:** 08/07/2009 01:08:14 »

I tell you, 7 days without a pun makes one weak.

demografx · « **Reply #43 on:** 11/07/2009 09:18:21 »

I absolutely agree, but you know what's even worse? Writing with a broken pencil. It's pointless!

demografx · « **Reply #44 on:** 14/07/2009 00:48:14 »

Did you hear about the burglars who broke into Scotland Yard and stole all the toilet seats!

Still not a clue. They have nothing to go on.

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #45 on:** 14/07/2009 01:02:29 »

You really must get me one of those Pun-O-Meter®, sometimes I really struggle.

demografx · « **Reply #46 on:** 14/07/2009 05:08:06 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 14/07/2009 01:02:29

You really must get me one of those Pun-O-Meter®, sometimes I really struggle.

I just shipped you a Pun-O-Meter®, no charge, c/o Postmaster of New Zealand!

Thank you for the idea of a company motto for Pun-O-Meter® !

Pun-O-Meter®
"when it's really a struggle to be funny!"

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #47 on:** 14/07/2009 05:34:10 »

Cool!! That's awesome!

demografx · « **Reply #48 on:** 15/07/2009 05:28:31 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 14/07/2009 05:34:10

Cool!! That's awesome!

Chem, is there a pun thread? Want to start one? In "Just chat"?

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #49 on:** 20/07/2009 03:36:48 »

Everyone of them seems to turn into a pun thread somehow!

demografx · « **Reply #50 on:** 20/07/2009 05:46:39 »

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 20/07/2009 03:36:48

Everyone of them seems to turn into a pun thread somehow!

Was that a pun?

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #51 on:** 20/07/2009 05:53:23 »

No, but if you want to kick us off again, I'll be happy to sink my teeth into it and maybe come back four seconds later.

demografx · « **Reply #52 on:** 20/07/2009 06:57:11 »

Did you hear about the insomniac who is agnostic and dyslexic? Stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog!

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #53 on:** 20/07/2009 07:01:17 »

Quote from: demografx on 20/07/2009 06:57:11

Stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog!

Was he ticketed for littering his rubbish?

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #54 on:** 20/07/2009 07:02:48 »

I mean, there must have been poodles all over the road when it started to rain!

demografx · « **Reply #55 on:** 20/07/2009 20:23:44 »

The answer is there....in my head....but it just dogs me!

demografx · « **Reply #56 on:** 20/07/2009 20:26:02 »

Chemistry4me · « **Reply #57 on:** 21/07/2009 06:32:43 »

What ever you hear, they are all lice.

Don_1 · « **Reply #58 on:** 21/07/2009 09:30:43 »

Are you trying to lead me up the garden path?

demografx · « **Reply #59 on:** 21/07/2009 10:54:23 »

If you go up that path, I hope someone gives you the scoop. A lot has been happening!