[Chemistry4me]

We need to stabilise this thread with some horse puns! That's right, you heard it straight from the horses mouth.

[demografx]

Gee, you really take command and like to be riding high in the saddle, don't you?

[Chemistry4me]

Oh neigh, never mate! But if you insist, I won't flog the dead horse anymore.

[Don_1]

Who is the mane man here?

[demografx]

Hi, Don! We're just horsing around. But you know what they say, "You can lead a mane man to water...."

[demografx]

He was once the mane man over here, but several others rode into prominence since then...

                      

[Chemistry4me]

Stop foaling around, my voice is starting to get horse.

[demografx]

Then just take some Eques-edrin® and quit neighing already.

[Don_1]

Then just take some Eques-edrin® and quit neighing already.

I don't hoof any of this, and, yes, I hoof no bananas today.

Here's a pictorial pun:


Its a horseshoe bat.

[demografx]

Since you hoof no Eques-edrin®, I horseloaded you some. The horseshoe bat is very pretty!

[Chemistry4me]

If I lived in Canter-bury I might order some, I mean, I don't wanna stirrup no trouble.

[Don_1]

Is it reining in NZ?

If I lived in Canter-bury I might order some, I mean, I don't wanna stirrup no trouble.

Would that be Canter - bury (wait for it.........) TAILS???

[demografx]

What???..................That CANT be true !

[Chemistry4me]

Is it reining in NZ?

No, but it's a night-mare because it's so colt!

[demografx]

Would that be Canter - bury (wait for it.........) TAILS???

Geoffrey Chorser [sp?] would have been pleased with his neightoriety here at our new Equine Thread!

                             

[Don_1]

Yes, I'm sure he would have been a bit chuffed.

[Chemistry4me]

He would have fallen at the first hurdle trying to come up with a pun.

[Don_1]

I'm sure he would have felt better after a tipple of Red Rum.

[demografx]

I bet on Red Rum, who came in 3rd at Santa Anita racetrack. I wanted to make hay while the sun shines.

[demografx]

I miss Santa Monica, but I'm glad I moved out of that neighborhood.