[omid (OP)]

Well, pants would cost £25, as would a thong.  A g-string would probably cost £35, but lingerie would be £40.  Boxer shorts would be a ridiculous £55!

Thank You Ben []

If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? []

[John Chapman]

There is no letter 'a' to be found in the word 'numbers'.  []
 

[BenV]

Well, Omid forgot to mention that my clothing shop caters for rather specialist tastes. Ben bought my Rubber Boxer Shorts, so I managed to get away with charging him £85.  []
 

So much for discretion and customer confidentiality!

[omid (OP)]

There is no letter 'a' to be found in the word 'numbers'.  []
 

C'mon John, its not that hard []

omid is just giving little exercise to your mouth[]

so plz omid very sure you can do it []

[imatfaal]

A hundred and one

[omid (OP)]

A hundred and one

sorry Imatfaal but omid means a NUMBER []

[imatfaal]

1000? 

[omid (OP)]

1000? 

Thank You Imatfaal []

To what question can you never answer "yes"? []

[John Chapman]

To what question can you never answer "yes"? []

Can John Chapman sometimes be a little bit irritating? Perhaps? Just a smidging?
 

[Geezer]

Oooo! Ooooo! Please, please Miss! I have a special one for "Chapman the biodiesel".

"Which English word is not in the English dictionary?"

[SeanB]

Well, Omid forgot to mention that my clothing shop caters for rather specialist tastes. Ben bought my Rubber Boxer Shorts, so I managed to get away with charging him £85.  []
 

45 pounds

[John Chapman]

I have a special one for "Chapman the biodiesel".

"Which English word is not in the English dictionary?"

At first I thought it might be 'biodiesel' and it's not included in the Oxford English. But it is in the Cambridge Online. So now I'm stumped.

By the way, I have been addressed as 'John the Bio' by a few people at work. I keep trying to establish the nickname 'John the highly intelligent and quite good looking as well' but for some reason it hasn't stuck. Actually, I'm addressed in a whole variety of ways but 'John the Bio' is one of the few that's fit to print!

[John Chapman]

Well, Omid forgot to mention that my clothing shop caters for rather specialist tastes. Ben bought my Rubber Boxer Shorts, so I managed to get away with charging him £85.  []
 

45 pounds

Hi Sean

It's a fiver for each letter that's used to spell it. 17 letters, so 85 smackeroonies.
 

[Geezer]

I have a special one for "Chapman the biodiesel".

"Which English word is not in the English dictionary?"

At first I thought it might be 'biodiesel' and it's not included in the Oxford English. But it is in the Cambridge Online. So now I'm stumped.

By the way, I have been addressed as 'John the Bio' by a few people at work. I keep trying to establish the nickname 'John the highly intelligent and quite good looking as well' but for some reason it hasn't stuck. Actually, I'm addressed in a whole variety of ways but 'John the Bio' is one of the few that's fit to print!

Ah! "John the bio" is pretty good! We should probably explain that in Wales (where just about everybody seems to be called Jones, it is customary to append an occupation handle as in "Jones the post".

The word I had in mind was "gullible".

(He said, quickly retreating into his underground bunker.)

[John Chapman]

The word I had in mind was "gullible".

(He said, quickly retreating into his underground bunker.)

Tosser. Of the caber, I mean.   []
 

[omid (OP)]

The word I had in mind was "gullible".

Sorry, omid this one [:-'(]

I can be short and sometimes hot.
When displayed, I rarely impress.
What am I? []

[imatfaal]

The word I had in mind was "gullible".

Sorry, omid this one [:-'(]

I can be short and sometimes hot.
When displayed, I rarely impress.
What am I? []

/CENSORED Finbar Saunders moment /

My temper

[omid (OP)]

My temper

Thank You Imatfaal []

What's so peculiar about this sentence?

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness. []

[imatfaal]

I think this problem is overintellectualizing

[omid (OP)]

I think this problem is overintellectualizing

Well Done Imatfaal, omid impressed []

What's so special about the following sentence?

A big cuddly dog emitted fierce growls, happily ignoring joyful kids licking minute nuts on pretty queer rotten smelly toadstools underneath vampires who x-rayed young zombies[]