Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

SeanB · « **Reply #1400 on:** 25/04/2011 19:50:21 »

I know somebody with that...... She has to be careful what she eats, or else it requires a large truck, with a reefer unit on it, just to keep the toilet paper ( double ply or triple) cool. That and a quick fill cistern.

You could say that at times she is glued to the throne, or hovers above it a little.

demografx · « **Reply #1401 on:** 25/04/2011 20:17:09 »

A reefer unit? I just learned something new!

demografx · « **Reply #1402 on:** 26/04/2011 02:24:50 »

Quote from: demografx on 25/04/2011 15:23:58

This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!

Well, just don't get sick at the airport. It could be a terminal illness.

SeanB · « **Reply #1403 on:** 26/04/2011 16:52:53 »

Reefer, a refrigerated trailer, not what the dim memories of your long past youth are thinking Demo...................

Though I will admit that having a moment at the airport can be a long wait, if not a long drop.

demografx · « **Reply #1404 on:** 27/04/2011 00:06:37 »

Quote from: SeanB on 26/04/2011 16:52:53

...not what the dim memories of your long past youth are thinking Demo...

No need for jealousy, Sean, one day you may attain Wisdom as well. [

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SeanB · « **Reply #1405 on:** 27/04/2011 11:10:34 »

Wisdom, coming from experience, coming from making bad choices, which leads to grey hair, or no hair, or something like that.

Got the grey, but not Narcissus yet.

Donnah · « **Reply #1406 on:** 28/04/2011 22:03:03 »

Who's the bald narcissist with a reefer?

daveman · « **Reply #1407 on:** 29/04/2011 20:17:15 »

Quote from: demografx on 25/04/2011 15:23:58

This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!

I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so don´t get your colin in a knot!

demografx · « **Reply #1408 on:** 29/04/2011 21:14:00 »

Quote from: Donnah on 28/04/2011 22:03:03

Who's the bald narcissist with a reefer?

He gave it up for Lent 18 yrs ago.

demografx · « **Reply #1409 on:** 29/04/2011 21:16:39 »

Quote from: daveman on 29/04/2011 20:17:15

Quote from: demografx on 25/04/2011 15:23:58
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!

I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so don´t get your colin in a knot!

That's Powell, not bowel!! [

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daveman · « **Reply #1410 on:** 30/04/2011 00:10:32 »

Quote from: demografx on 29/04/2011 21:16:39

Quote from: daveman on 29/04/2011 20:17:15
Quote from: demografx on 25/04/2011 15:23:58
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!

I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so don´t get your colin in a knot!

That's Powell, not bowel!! []

NO, it's knot with Baden Powell.

daveman · « **Reply #1411 on:** 30/04/2011 00:14:39 »

Quote from: SeanB on 26/04/2011 16:52:53

Reefer, a refrigerated trailer, not what the dim memories of your long past youth are thinking Demo...................

Though I will admit that having a moment at the airport can be a long wait, if not a long drop.

Well, that's where a good reefer comes in handy.

daveman · « **Reply #1412 on:** 30/04/2011 00:15:56 »

Quote from: Donnah on 28/04/2011 22:03:03

Who's the bald narcissist with a reefer?

The one on the john at the airport!

demografx · « **Reply #1413 on:** 30/04/2011 21:41:26 »

National Children’s Mental Health Awareness Week
Starts tomorrow - May 1!
http://www.ffcmh.org/events/national-childrens-mental-health-awareness-week/

I wonder if this was set up and specifically intended for the members of this Punning thread?......

demografx · « **Reply #1414 on:** 30/04/2011 21:48:48 »

Quote from: daveman on 30/04/2011 00:10:32

Quote from: demografx on 29/04/2011 21:16:39
Quote from: daveman on 29/04/2011 20:17:15
Quote from: demografx on 25/04/2011 15:23:58
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!

I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so don´t get your colin in a knot!

That's Powell, not bowel!! []

NO, it's knot with Baden Powell.

Oh, you're just scouting around for a clever comeback.

daveman · « **Reply #1415 on:** 30/04/2011 23:41:21 »

Quote from: demografx on 30/04/2011 21:41:26

National Children’s Mental Health Awareness Week
Starts tomorrow - May 1!
http://www.ffcmh.org/events/national-childrens-mental-health-awareness-week/

I wonder if this was set up and specifically intended for the members of this Punning thread?......

And what if my bowel is still in a knot?

demografx · « **Reply #1416 on:** 01/05/2011 04:26:59 »

I bet it's knot.

SeanB · « **Reply #1417 on:** 01/05/2011 12:52:40 »

If your stomach is in a knot, yet you know it is not totally knotted, then it is not unlikely that you are head over heels in love, is it not?

daveman · « **Reply #1418 on:** 01/05/2011 16:15:33 »

Quote from: SeanB on 01/05/2011 12:52:40

If your stomach is in a knot, yet you know it is not totally knotted, then it is not unlikely that you are head over heels in love, is it not?

Now that's just naughty!

SeanB · « **Reply #1419 on:** 01/05/2011 19:37:11 »

It is, is it not?

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