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« Reply #1480 on: 12/07/2011 09:46:02 »
Quote from: demografx on 11/07/2011 22:41:46

..... Gutenberg. He was a good type, even when pressed.



I heard, on the grape vine, he wouldn't stop whining.
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« Reply #1481 on: 13/07/2011 02:35:42 »
Hey, the Grape Vine, isn't that where Tarzan works?
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« Reply #1482 on: 13/07/2011 16:49:49 »
Tarzan? Yes he worked there, not exactly a barrel of laughs though, was he, and a right plonka to boot.
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« Reply #1483 on: 13/07/2011 18:36:13 »

The first time I tasted wine I  had a blanc stare on my face.
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« Reply #1484 on: 13/07/2011 18:48:52 »
National Ventriloquism Week - starts today!
http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/ventriloquism-week/

Don't be a dummy and throw your voice away!
« Last Edit: 13/07/2011 18:52:40 by demografx »
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« Reply #1485 on: 14/07/2011 06:30:26 »
I tried to throw my voice away once, thankfully it just slipped through my fingers!  [B)]
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« Reply #1486 on: 14/07/2011 09:21:28 »
Quote from: demografx on 13/07/2011 18:48:52
National Ventriloquism Week - starts today!
http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/ventriloquism-week/

A reporter from the Daily Blurb said "I haven't a clue who's saying what!"

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« Reply #1487 on: 14/07/2011 09:24:02 »
Too much wine can make your Jacobs Creek.
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« Reply #1488 on: 14/07/2011 16:01:52 »

You can't hold your liquor. Wine not?
« Last Edit: 15/07/2011 15:40:17 by demografx »
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« Reply #1489 on: 14/07/2011 16:05:21 »

If you're always complaining about something, shouldn't you have some cheese with your whine?
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« Reply #1490 on: 15/07/2011 05:17:06 »
Isn't punning a whine and cheese party?
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« Reply #1491 on: 15/07/2011 15:30:47 »

Wow, Donnah, now we can all see very clearly that nothing cheesy gets pasteurize!
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« Reply #1492 on: 15/07/2011 21:52:58 »
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.
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« Reply #1493 on: 16/07/2011 05:12:44 »
Quote from: Donnah on 15/07/2011 21:52:58

♪♪ I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. ♫


♪♪  I can see all obstacles in my way..... ♫

« Last Edit: 16/07/2011 23:14:09 by demografx »
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« Reply #1494 on: 16/07/2011 23:10:17 »


...and then my knee-jerk reaction kicks in for solutions...

« Last Edit: 16/07/2011 23:25:45 by demografx »
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« Reply #1495 on: 17/07/2011 23:17:05 »
demografx; True or False and Why? when you  are bored your internal clock speeds up and time seems to slow down but when you are excited, your internal clock slows down and time fly by. I read your material. Cataloochee
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« Reply #1496 on: 18/07/2011 18:52:42 »
Today is

National Get Out of the Doghouse Day!
http://history.holidays.net/index.php?title=National_Get_Out_of_the_Doghouse_Day


« Last Edit: 19/07/2011 05:15:00 by demografx »
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« Reply #1497 on: 19/07/2011 11:16:21 »
Ken all of us do that?

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« Reply #1498 on: 20/07/2011 06:05:10 »

Yes. If we have a ken to!

« Last Edit: 20/07/2011 06:09:54 by demografx »
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« Reply #1499 on: 20/07/2011 10:34:08 »
My fortune cookie didn't have a fortune in it, just the name of the quality control person, Yoo Soon Digh.
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