Oh my gosh!!! Don_1 is in the house!!!!

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« on: 25/08/2010 12:11:06 »
<<<<<faints with shock!!!


Hello Don!!

<<<< recovers and waves@Don  [:)]
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« Reply #1 on: 25/08/2010 14:02:39 »
Greetings.

Returns wave



Opps, wrong type of wave.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #2 on: 26/08/2010 22:46:31 »
Your nuts seem to be dropping off!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #3 on: 26/08/2010 22:52:22 »
Is that not just down to age??
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« Reply #4 on: 26/08/2010 23:30:49 »
I thought it was the motion of the ocean!
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« Reply #5 on: 27/08/2010 09:40:59 »
Your nuts seem to be dropping off!

Funny you should say that, I've been getting a lot of spam email trying to sell me something which will put 'lead in my pencil'.

Why should I want to put lead in my pencil? I've nobody to write to!
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« Reply #6 on: 27/08/2010 11:31:37 »
Your nuts seem to be dropping off!

Funny you should say that, I've been getting a lot of spam email trying to sell me something which will put 'lead in my pencil'.

Why should I want to put lead in my pencil? I've nobody to write to!

Does that mean if I offer to be your pen-pal I will get more than I bargained for???
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« Reply #7 on: 27/08/2010 12:00:33 »

Does that mean if I offer to be your pen-pal I will get more than I bargained for???

Alas I must confess, probably not.....

So you'll not be in need of a rubber.

Perhaps, under the circumstances, the term 'eraser' might have been a better choice of words there!
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« Reply #8 on: 27/08/2010 13:31:50 »
Why do you balance an eraser on the end of your doo-dah when having naughties then??  [:P]
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« Reply #9 on: 27/08/2010 13:51:56 »
..... having naughties ....??  [:P]

Naughties??? What's that then? Anyways, what else can a bloke do for a bit of fun. I'll be damned if I can remember.
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« Reply #10 on: 27/08/2010 14:00:35 »
Of course I could have responded with a pun on 'eraser' (he raise her), but I thought it best to keep that one under wraps, along with certain parts of my anatomy.
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« Reply #11 on: 28/08/2010 04:20:57 »


Your nuts seem to be dropping off!



Is that not just down to age??


First, the economy's sagging. Now this!


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« Reply #12 on: 28/08/2010 04:44:38 »
I seem to remember that Don_1 fella. Wasn't he the Spanish chappie who came to a bit of a sticky end on account of having a sticky end a bit too often?
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« Reply #13 on: 29/08/2010 19:05:52 »
Why do you balance an eraser on the end of your doo-dah when having naughties then??  [:P]
I knew a bloke who could flip peanuts into his mouth from it. Salty was his name!
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« Reply #14 on: 01/09/2010 12:46:27 »
DON !!....where is DON !! ?

come back !!
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« Reply #15 on: 01/09/2010 17:35:52 »
What's that strange yet familiar odour?

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Sheepy??? Are you still using that same after shave shear?
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« Reply #16 on: 01/09/2010 18:15:41 »
What's that strange yet familiar odour?

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Sheepy??? Are you still using that same after shave shear?

YAYYY !!


I knEWE if I doused myself seductvely in L'eau de Mint that ewe'd come back !!....

..why ewe go away ?..why ? me use brokey inglish !
Men are the same as women, just inside out !