[Variola (OP)]

<<<<<faints with shock!!!


Hello Don!!

<<<< recovers and waves@Don  []

[Don_1]

Greetings.

Returns wave



Opps, wrong type of wave.

[Make it Lady]

Your nuts seem to be dropping off!

[Variola (OP)]

Is that not just down to age??

[Make it Lady]

I thought it was the motion of the ocean!

[Don_1]

Your nuts seem to be dropping off!

Funny you should say that, I've been getting a lot of spam email trying to sell me something which will put 'lead in my pencil'.

Why should I want to put lead in my pencil? I've nobody to write to!

[Variola (OP)]

Your nuts seem to be dropping off!

Funny you should say that, I've been getting a lot of spam email trying to sell me something which will put 'lead in my pencil'.

Why should I want to put lead in my pencil? I've nobody to write to!

Does that mean if I offer to be your pen-pal I will get more than I bargained for???

[Don_1]

Does that mean if I offer to be your pen-pal I will get more than I bargained for???

Alas I must confess, probably not.....

So you'll not be in need of a rubber.

Perhaps, under the circumstances, the term 'eraser' might have been a better choice of words there!

[Variola (OP)]

Why do you balance an eraser on the end of your doo-dah when having naughties then??  []

[Don_1]

..... having naughties ....??  []

Naughties??? What's that then? Anyways, what else can a bloke do for a bit of fun. I'll be damned if I can remember.

[Don_1]

Of course I could have responded with a pun on 'eraser' (he raise her), but I thought it best to keep that one under wraps, along with certain parts of my anatomy.

[demografx]

Your nuts seem to be dropping off!

Is that not just down to age??

First, the economy's sagging. Now this!

[Geezer]

I seem to remember that Don_1 fella. Wasn't he the Spanish chappie who came to a bit of a sticky end on account of having a sticky end a bit too often?

[Make it Lady]

Why do you balance an eraser on the end of your doo-dah when having naughties then??  []

I knew a bloke who could flip peanuts into his mouth from it. Salty was his name!

[neilep]

DON !!....where is DON !! ?

come back !!

[Don_1]

What's that strange yet familiar odour?

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Sheepy??? Are you still using that same after shave shear?

[neilep]

What's that strange yet familiar odour?

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Sheepy??? Are you still using that same after shave shear?

YAYYY !!


I knEWE if I doused myself seductvely in L'eau de Mint that ewe'd come back !!....

..why ewe go away ?..why ? me use brokey inglish !