[JosefToodle (OP)]

I am starting a Stop Smoking Business that uses Lazers to help suppress urges. I need help with a name?
I am thinking about something with Bulls eye or smoking in the title, but I am not picky. any help would be great...

[Geezer]

er, I think we should move this to the chat forum.

[Geezer]

Perhaps something like

If you don't quit immediately, a bunch of sharks with frikin' "lasers" on their heads will show up and vaporize your arse.

would do the trick?

[RD]

I’ve got a great idea for an advert: crudely overdub the laser scene in Goldfinger …

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Bond: “Do you expect me to talk? ”

Goldfinger : “No Mr Bond, I expect you to … give up smoking”.

[grizelda]

Well, since smoking is just a breastfeeding fantasy, you could call it "Nipple Piercing".

[RD]

What about a 3-in-1 “we-laser-you-good” deal : tattoo removal, correct your myopia, and stop smoking all in one visit ?.

[If only lasers could replace Viagra then you'd be onto a winner, however from the above image lasers cause erectile dysfunction rather than cure it].