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falcon thing
« on: 20/05/2006 20:09:46 »
i was sat quietly today,enjoying a cuppa when BANG! something hit our front door,as i thought,them damn kids with a football,nips outside,nothing,then i notice a perigrin hanging around,as they have done for a few months.
when i went out side later i saw a dead pigeon on my front lawn,no head,mmm strange as i turned to go in i noticed a hole in my nice new upvc garage door,about the size of a pigeons head,in its haste to avoid a perigrin,the stupid bird had flown at full speed into my garage doorblasting a hole in two of the nice boards and costing me a fortune no doubt [:(!]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #1 on: 20/05/2006 20:30:15 »
Falcon-Ell !!

That's some krazy pigeon **** happening right there !!

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #2 on: 20/05/2006 20:41:40 »
Pigeon pie tonight :)

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #3 on: 20/05/2006 20:56:41 »
the local crow knicked the remains for its chicks,but i have the evidence of the impact

it measures about 6in x 8in in total,[:(!]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #4 on: 20/05/2006 21:22:20 »
Bloody Hell !!...well..we have learned a valuable lesson tonight....Pigeons...even at great speed...can not pass through a garage door !!


Ray...is your garage door automatic ?..perhaps the pigeon was desperately pushing the remote and it just failed to open !

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #5 on: 20/05/2006 22:05:11 »
no its not an autodoor,and being on a main road it gets very grubby, ( road dust ) and my wife is one of those women that will not allow dust to settle,so she is constantly cleaning the front and garage doors ,(he he )welllll, keeps her fit [:0][B)]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #6 on: 20/05/2006 22:09:26 »
Blimey Guvna !!

I wish my wife woud clean the garage door !!..wanna swap ?

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #7 on: 20/05/2006 22:18:43 »
your request leaves the door wide open to a torrent of "adult" questions,to whose bait i shall not rise,back in the past when i wasnt a cop,i would not have hessitated to ask a string of obscene,sex related questions,due to my position as a defender of law and order upholder of the moral code i shall not be drawn [^]



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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #8 on: 20/05/2006 22:50:18 »
Here you go ray, i was bored so i repaired it for you, No charge[:)]

PENGY THE PENGUIN

is that a pair of Loretta's boots he's carrying
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« Last Edit: 20/05/2006 23:01:47 by ukmicky »

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #9 on: 20/05/2006 23:19:36 »
I had a pigeon headbutt my car once. Well, maybe that's not strictly accurate. I was poodling down the road in my little beaver car around dawn (she's a big girl - we use her as a roundabout). Ahead of me in the road was a throng of pigeons. As I neared them, all but 1 flew away. That 1, however, decided to walk straight towards my car. There was a muffled thump & a cloud of feathers appeared in my rear-view mirror. Do pigeons get suicidal?

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #10 on: 20/05/2006 23:21:39 »
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Do pigeons get suicidal?
Only if they happen to overhear one of your jokes[:D]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #11 on: 20/05/2006 23:26:55 »
This just proves how sick Ray is !!

This was the BEFORE picture !!



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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #12 on: 20/05/2006 23:36:57 »
And this was just after !!

Just proves how greedy you are neil, come on open up wide[:D]
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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #13 on: 20/05/2006 23:39:06 »
NOW THAT REALLY IS SICK !!!

LOL [:D]


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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #14 on: 20/05/2006 23:42:22 »
Sorry mate, i couldnt resist[:D]




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« Reply #15 on: 21/05/2006 00:03:46 »
LOL !!..it really made me smile..thanks for that..and I really needed the smile too !!

Of course you DO realise that is not really me....don't you ? *bites fingers up to the knuckles*

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #16 on: 21/05/2006 00:14:53 »
HEY its your profile picture and it dosent matter if he's got hair and you ain't.:)

I was just amazed how quickly i made it, i did it in 10 minutes ,normally  something like that would take me at least 11

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« Reply #17 on: 21/05/2006 01:40:33 »
10 minutes !!...that is impressive....yep, I heard you possessed such staying power!! [;)]

methinks me ought to revert back to old profile piccy [:)]


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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #18 on: 21/05/2006 05:10:13 »
Back to the foot in mouth, eh?

I realize you cannot help this, as it is your usual state, poor laddie. I suspect your Tourettes may start acting up again. (You were speaking of yourself in the other thread, weren't you?)



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« Reply #19 on: 21/05/2006 13:26:02 »
quote:
Originally posted by JimBob

Back to the foot in mouth, eh?

I realize you cannot help this, as it is your usual state, poor laddie. I suspect your Tourettes may start acting up again. (You were speaking of yourself in the other thread, weren't you?)



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**** **** **** **** !!![;)]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #20 on: 21/05/2006 17:20:46 »
quote:
Originally posted by ukmicky

Here you go ray, i was bored so i repaired it for you, No charge[:)]

PENGY THE PENGUIN

is that a pair of Loretta's boots he's carrying
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Michael,

I am scratching my head to determine what kind of Penguin is this fellow?  Or is this a wannabe, meaning someone deguised as a Penguin...hmmm, Michael!  Nah, couldn't be you with a cute costume like that on is it?  If not, put those booties back!  We can't afford a penguin to be without his feet covered!  hehe

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« Reply #21 on: 21/05/2006 18:29:42 »
quote:
I am scratching my head to determine what kind of Penguin is this fellow? Or is this a wannabe, meaning someone deguised as a Penguin...hmmm, Michael! Nah, couldn't be you with a cute costume like that on is it? If not, put those booties back! We can't afford a penguin to be without his feet covered! hehe

"Lo" Loretta


I thought i would ask the worlds number one expert on penquins. and she my 4 year old niece said it is definatly looks like a penguin to her.

so you can't have them[:)]

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« Reply #22 on: 21/05/2006 19:37:11 »
DOH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...*PENNY DROPPING MOMENT*

I just realised how you got the shape for the penguin Michael !!

Very very good chum !!...you're the man!!

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #23 on: 28/05/2006 19:45:06 »
Now I have been gone for a bit...could you tell me was this done by paint program?  I want a penny dropping moment too and will be generous with a nickel dropping moment to Michael's great painting.

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #24 on: 30/05/2006 01:27:02 »
yeh,thats fine,just draw and paint all over MY garage door,dont get any of this "public domain" tosh with me !.

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« Reply #25 on: 30/05/2006 01:41:44 »
It was like painting by numbers.

I just think its weird how the crack panel resembled the shape of a penquin.

Maybe you need to ask the question if it was possible for it to crack naturally that way or is it a case of inteligent design. Maybe that pigeon was the avian version of god, maybe the crow didnt take it away, maybe the pigeon was resurected.


Or am i just mad

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #26 on: 30/05/2006 01:46:45 »
yes,the panel looks like a penguin,no the pigeon was not god,and you have totally lost the plot,welcome to the club [^]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #27 on: 30/05/2006 17:52:35 »
quote:
Originally posted by time-cop

yeh,thats fine,just draw and paint all over MY garage door,dont get any of this "public domain" tosh with me !.

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I want to paint too!  It wouldn't be fair to just let these guys have all the fun would it?  I promise to paint something you would like....[:o)]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #28 on: 30/05/2006 17:54:52 »
quote:
Originally posted by ukmicky

It was like painting by numbers.

I just think its weird how the crack panel resembled the shape of a penquin.

Maybe you need to ask the question if it was possible for it to crack naturally that way or is it a case of inteligent design. Maybe that pigeon was the avian version of god, maybe the crow didnt take it away, maybe the pigeon was resurected.


Or am i just mad

Michael



Too funny.  Maybe the pigeon was giving Ray warning???  Terminator Piegon, "I'll Be Back"

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #29 on: 19/06/2006 00:14:10 »
governor pidgeonegger happens to be a good friend of mine so dont mock him, he cant help being a stereotype,all the males on his mothers side were stereotypes,and he is rightly proud of that heritage.
as for the kamikazee bird,he wont be back, his smashed and broken body has helped to raise two lovelly crow chicks,and these have alresdy learned to peck holes in bin bags,just one week out the nest,isnt nature wonderful,hope they dont learn to nick car stereos, [:o)]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #30 on: 25/06/2006 12:27:02 »
Be prepared Ray to have your garage pidgeon patroled...or maybe get some signals to let them know when the best time it is for them to enter??  Just a thought!  I still think we should all paint something on your garage door to show we do care...hehe

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #31 on: 23/07/2006 05:43:21 »
Hey Ray!  What happened to your governor pidgeonegger??  Did you get the garage fixed?

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