[time-cop (OP)]

i was sat quietly today,enjoying a cuppa when BANG! something hit our front door,as i thought,them damn kids with a football,nips outside,nothing,then i notice a perigrin hanging around,as they have done for a few months.
when i went out side later i saw a dead pigeon on my front lawn,no head,mmm strange as i turned to go in i noticed a hole in my nice new upvc garage door,about the size of a pigeons head,in its haste to avoid a perigrin,the stupid bird had flown at full speed into my garage doorblasting a hole in two of the nice boards and costing me a fortune no doubt [!]

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[neilep]

Falcon-Ell !!

That's some krazy pigeon **** happening right there !!

Men are the same as women, just inside out !

[ukmicky]

Pigeon pie tonight

Michael

[time-cop (OP)]

the local crow knicked the remains for its chicks,but i have the evidence of the impact

it measures about 6in x 8in in total,[!]

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[neilep]

Bloody Hell !!...well..we have learned a valuable lesson tonight....Pigeons...even at great speed...can not pass through a garage door !!


Ray...is your garage door automatic ?..perhaps the pigeon was desperately pushing the remote and it just failed to open !

Men are the same as women, just inside out !

[time-cop (OP)]

no its not an autodoor,and being on a main road it gets very grubby, ( road dust ) and my wife is one of those women that will not allow dust to settle,so she is constantly cleaning the front and garage doors ,(he he )welllll, keeps her fit [:0][B)]

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[neilep]

Blimey Guvna !!

I wish my wife woud clean the garage door !!..wanna swap ?

Men are the same as women, just inside out !

[time-cop (OP)]

your request leaves the door wide open to a torrent of "adult" questions,to whose bait i shall not rise,back in the past when i wasnt a cop,i would not have hessitated to ask a string of obscene,sex related questions,due to my position as a defender of law and order upholder of the moral code i shall not be drawn [^]



swallow ? y/n   [:0]

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[ukmicky]

Here you go ray, i was bored so i repaired it for you, No charge[]

PENGY THE PENGUIN

is that a pair of Loretta's boots he's carrying
Michael

[DoctorBeaver]

I had a pigeon headbutt my car once. Well, maybe that's not strictly accurate. I was poodling down the road in my little beaver car around dawn (she's a big girl - we use her as a roundabout). Ahead of me in the road was a throng of pigeons. As I neared them, all but 1 flew away. That 1, however, decided to walk straight towards my car. There was a muffled thump & a cloud of feathers appeared in my rear-view mirror. Do pigeons get suicidal?

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[ukmicky]

quote:Do pigeons get suicidal?

Only if they happen to overhear one of your jokes[]

Michael

[neilep]

This just proves how sick Ray is !!

This was the BEFORE picture !!


Men are the same as women, just inside out !

[ukmicky]

And this was just after !!

Just proves how greedy you are neil, come on open up wide[]
Michael

[neilep]

NOW THAT REALLY IS SICK !!!

LOL []

Men are the same as women, just inside out !

[ukmicky]

Sorry mate, i couldnt resist[]




Michael

[neilep]

LOL !!..it really made me smile..thanks for that..and I really needed the smile too !!

Of course you DO realise that is not really me....don't you ? *bites fingers up to the knuckles*

Men are the same as women, just inside out !

[ukmicky]

HEY its your profile picture and it dosent matter if he's got hair and you ain't.

I was just amazed how quickly i made it, i did it in 10 minutes ,normally  something like that would take me at least 11

Michael

[neilep]

10 minutes !!...that is impressive....yep, I heard you possessed such staying power!! []

methinks me ought to revert back to old profile piccy []


Men are the same as women, just inside out !

[JimBob]

Back to the foot in mouth, eh?

I realize you cannot help this, as it is your usual state, poor laddie. I suspect your Tourettes may start acting up again. (You were speaking of yourself in the other thread, weren't you?)



The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

[neilep]

quote:Originally posted by JimBob

Back to the foot in mouth, eh?

I realize you cannot help this, as it is your usual state, poor laddie. I suspect your Tourettes may start acting up again. (You were speaking of yourself in the other thread, weren't you?)



The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

**** **** **** **** !!![]

Men are the same as women, just inside out !