[Mirage]

quote:Originally posted by moonfire

I guess I am a traditional woman....LOL  Give me a fireplace...not for the warmth of it...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

Sounds like one of my day dreams.......a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place, away from everyone apart from having someone special there...... I will pick this up tomorrow []

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

[Gaia]

quote:Originally posted by Mirage

quote:Originally posted by moonfire

I guess I am a traditional woman....LOL  Give me a fireplace...not for the warmth of it...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

Sounds like one of my day dreams.......a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place, away from everyone apart from having someone special there...... I will pick this up tomorrow []

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

Sounds gorgeous, just don't forget the lovely soft rug...



Gaia  xxx

[moonfire]

Not a bear rug...right?

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

[neilep (OP)]

quote:Originally posted by Mirage

a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place,

This is silly, but in my day dream the fireplace burns the log cabin down ! which is neither romantic nor gorgeous...but still makes me smile for some reason !...in fact, I'm giggling !!..what's that all about ??...I just see it go 'poof' in a puff of smoke like in a cartoon ! []

is this normal ?



Men are the same as women, just inside out !

[Karen W.]

Neil, Nothing about you is normal... Thats why we wuvs ya!! You make me laugh!! Fires warm.. Is it stormin there too?

Karen

[neilep (OP)]

quote:Originally posted by Karen W.

Neil, Nothing about you is normal... Thats why we wuvs ya!! You make me laugh!! Fires warm.. Is it stormin there too?
Karen

Hi Karen Mam,

What I had for supper is causing a storm in my tummy !!...and you know what that means ?...Tornado season in my pants ?




*Note to self:   Why oh why oh why do you continue to give too much info ?*

*Note to self:   Why do you keep writing ' note to selfs' ?*

*Note to self about writing note to selfs:   stop writing silly 'note to selfs '*

*Note to self: Ok*

*Note to self:   See a psychiatrist*

Men are the same as women, just inside out !

[Karen W.]

I hope you feel better... I ate to much KFC last night for Dinner !! Yousa... I really hope your tum tum feeling better soon as tummy upset is the worst!!Big Hugs and a nice rub for the old tummy! Rub in small circles around tummy and navel area, must be lying on back, relax,  will relieve the upset some!

Karen

[Mirage]

quote:Originally posted by Gaia

quote:Originally posted by Mirage

quote:Originally posted by moonfire

I guess I am a traditional woman....LOL  Give me a fireplace...not for the warmth of it...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

Sounds like one of my day dreams.......a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place, away from everyone apart from having someone special there...... I will pick this up tomorrow []

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

Sounds gorgeous, just don't forget the lovely soft rug...



Gaia  xxx

Definitely a lovely soft rug, an ice bucket with a nice chilled bottle of white wine (I don't like champagne and not really a fan of red wine) . There would also be a lovely sofa that you can sink into. There with a special person, snuggle up together with a glass of wine, chatting with only the fire giving the room light. A tender kiss, and a most memorable night. The cabin would have a lovely old stove, not sure what they are called, I would cook, yes I know, a little risky, but sausages, eggs, bacon and beans are easy [] but a nice breakfast in bed. The bed itself would have to be a beautiful 4 poster bed, soft pillows and quilt, a beautiful native american indian blanket to help keep us warm.
Nearby there would be a small stream and a lake. We would go fishing, collect some more fire wood and retire back to the cabin. Stoke up the fire, and snuggle up while reading our favourite book.....Oh, not forgetting with a lovely cup of hot coco with marshmallows in []

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

[Mirage]

quote:Originally posted by neilep

quote:Originally posted by Karen W.

Neil, Nothing about you is normal... Thats why we wuvs ya!! You make me laugh!! Fires warm.. Is it stormin there too?
Karen

Hi Karen Mam,

What I had for supper is causing a storm in my tummy !!...and you know what that means ?...Tornado season in my pants ?




*Note to self:   Why oh why oh why do you continue to give too much info ?*

*Note to self:   Why do you keep writing ' note to selfs' ?*

*Note to self about writing note to selfs:   stop writing silly 'note to selfs '*

*Note to self: Ok*

*Note to self:   See a psychiatrist*

Men are the same as women, just inside out !

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

[Karen W.]

Jeesh Daniel, I am drooling... I love hot cocoa with whipped cream or a marshmellow in it!

Karen

[moonfire]

Minus the marshemellowie and you have a winner with hot cocoa with whipped cream and a few chocolate shavings...mmmmm

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

[Mirage]

How about with some cinnamon in it as well?

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

[moonfire]

mmmmm, mesa jar jar binks..hehe  I wub luv cinnamon

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

[neilep (OP)]

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!

Cinnamon is the spice of the devil's sperm !!

oh yeuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!...how many times have I had to lean over to the next table and heave my dinner into the lap of some 8 year old girl because I've had apple pie with cinnamon in it !!...

...and this is just how sicko you lot are....You even make cinnamon flavoured chewing gum !!....back with you *holds up a crucifix*....back to the hell holes that spawned such a foul tasting offensive loathsome piece of putrid phlegm of devils scrotum juice !!!!!

Men are the same as women, just inside out !

[Mirage]

So, you don't like cinnamon then

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

[Gaia]

quote:Originally posted by Mirage

quote:Originally posted by Gaia

quote:Originally posted by Mirage

quote:Originally posted by moonfire

I guess I am a traditional woman....LOL  Give me a fireplace...not for the warmth of it...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

Sounds like one of my day dreams.......a gorgeous fireplace in a beautiful log cabin in the mountains some place, away from everyone apart from having someone special there...... I will pick this up tomorrow []

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

Sounds gorgeous, just don't forget the lovely soft rug...



Gaia  xxx

Definitely a lovely soft rug, an ice bucket with a nice chilled bottle of white wine (I don't like champagne and not really a fan of red wine) . There would also be a lovely sofa that you can sink into. There with a special person, snuggle up together with a glass of wine, chatting with only the fire giving the room light. A tender kiss, and a most memorable night. The cabin would have a lovely old stove, not sure what they are called, I would cook, yes I know, a little risky, but sausages, eggs, bacon and beans are easy [] but a nice breakfast in bed. The bed itself would have to be a beautiful 4 poster bed, soft pillows and quilt, a beautiful native american indian blanket to help keep us warm.
Nearby there would be a small stream and a lake. We would go fishing, collect some more fire wood and retire back to the cabin. Stoke up the fire, and snuggle up while reading our favourite book.....Oh, not forgetting with a lovely cup of hot coco with marshmallows in []

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

me, me, me, me, me please!!!!!

Gaia  xxx

[Mirage]

You likey then []

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

[tony6789]

lol

NEVER! underestimate youth

[neilep (OP)]

First, I'd get her to shovel the snow from the door and then carry all the bags. Once inside, she has to clean the place from top to bottom whilst I lay down and put my feet up. But before that, she's outside chopping up wood !..all the time she is compliant and appreciative.

So, once she's got the fire burning, I'm on the soft fluffy rug and she on the bare wooden floor getting splinters. Then it's time for even more romance...I look into her eyes and say to her that I have four special words that I want to ask her....we're all so glazed that we're lost within the pools of our eyes....I move towards her and all that we can hear is the crackling of the wood upon the fire...she's waiting these four special wonderful words... four special sensitive words that she has waited for all day since she was up at 3am cleaning my boots with her tongue and sewing the holes in my garments via candlelight...leaning over to gently nibble her ear lobe and to say to her' Get your tits out ?'.......[]



But you all knew long before...that it was gonna end with crud like that !!......lets be honest here..I don't have a romantic bone in my body.....I can't even write poetry...hang on lets try this..

Dan Dan he's my mate
When I think of him I mastur...............See what I mean ?...on top of that...I'm predictable too !!...even I know what I'm going to say.......[]....sometimes !! []

Men are the same as women, just inside out !

[Mirage]

I had a whoopsie

Oh Neil, you are romantic, that start of you poem touched in more ways than one

I need one of them musical condom thingy thing



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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most