Feeling low.......................post a joke

Karen W. · « **Reply #60 on:** 15/11/2006 05:20:11 »

LOL LOL LOL I LIKE THGOSE DANIEL!! hee hee hee right up my alley! The vaseline one was funny too. These jokes are my speed easy to understand easy laughs... YEAH How did you know I needed some jokes... Love to you DAn.. makes me feel better to laugh!

Mirage · « **Reply #61 on:** 15/11/2006 16:14:22 »

Glad you liked them hun [:X]

I love the Horse joke to. I can imagine the horses in the pub and then being amazed at a talking dog, dry and kinda like, Oh, well, hmmmmmmm sort of way [

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Carolyn · « **Reply #62 on:** 15/11/2006 16:18:37 »

This is an email I received from my friend Linda. I think it's a joke, but knowing her as I do, it is entirely possible/probable that this actually occurred.

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring
the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f****** red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Mirage · « **Reply #63 on:** 15/11/2006 16:41:10 »

Hahahahaha, but I'm sure a diamond ring will hurt more [

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Karen W. · « **Reply #64 on:** 15/11/2006 16:58:42 »

I like the horse joke too!

Oh carolyn that is funny.. I bet that mood ring left quite the impression! OUUUUUCH!

Mirage · « **Reply #65 on:** 16/11/2006 02:13:34 »

THE SINGING BULLFROG

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, and then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, which begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his free drinks, a stranger confronts him and offers him £100,000 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to £250,000 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to £500,000 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere £500,000!"

"Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

Mirage · « **Reply #66 on:** 16/11/2006 02:29:01 »

AN ENGLISHMAN, AN IRISHMAN AND A SCOTSMAN

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them.

The Englishman just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away.

The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer.

The Scotsman picks the fly out of his pint, and holds it over the drinking saying, "Come on you little git, spit it out!"

Karen W. · « **Reply #67 on:** 16/11/2006 03:20:28 »

Those are funny! LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!

science_guy · « **Reply #68 on:** 16/11/2006 16:03:07 »

two men walk into a bar.

you would think the second one would notice.

Karen W. · « **Reply #69 on:** 16/11/2006 16:21:07 »

Sorry, I don't get it!

Mirage · « **Reply #70 on:** 17/11/2006 02:51:57 »

Karen it's a play on from the joke, A man walks into a bar......ouch [

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However, Science Guy I would have definitely been the second guy [

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Karen W. · « **Reply #71 on:** 17/11/2006 04:45:10 »

I still don't get it!

science_guy · « **Reply #72 on:** 17/11/2006 16:29:33 »

wouldn't you say ouch when you run head on to a metallic object? [

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Karen W. · « **Reply #73 on:** 17/11/2006 16:57:34 »

OH DEAR! That is too simple for my brain... Oh Dear Thanks Science Guy! BTW If you don't mind? What's your first name?

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