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« Reply #20 on: 16/04/2007 11:39:53 »
Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!
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« Reply #21 on: 17/04/2007 09:18:29 »
Quote from: Seany on 16/04/2007 11:39:53
Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!

Of course it exists!

http://docslodge.frih.net/

I've got the builders in at the moment  [:D]
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« Reply #22 on: 17/04/2007 09:50:53 »
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 17/04/2007 09:18:29
Quote from: Seany on 16/04/2007 11:39:53
Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!

Of course it exists!

http://docslodge.frih.net/

I've got the builders in at the moment  [:D]

hay, Doc. since when did beavers use outside contractors? and which part of the dam were they plastering last month?
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« Reply #23 on: 17/04/2007 10:02:41 »
Doctor. Thanks for the link, it was.. "interesting" [;D]
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« Reply #24 on: 17/04/2007 13:51:24 »
Quote from: paul.fr on 17/04/2007 09:50:53
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 17/04/2007 09:18:29
Quote from: Seany on 16/04/2007 11:39:53
Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!

Of course it exists!

http://docslodge.frih.net/

I've got the builders in at the moment  [:D]

hay, Doc. since when did beavers use outside contractors? and which part of the dam were they plastering last month?

Oh dear, you weren't paying attention were you. It says docslodge. Lodge, not dam. tsk!
Anyway, why shouldn't beavers use outside contractors? Don't be specieist!
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« Reply #25 on: 17/04/2007 14:14:09 »
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL  [^]
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« Reply #26 on: 17/04/2007 15:11:30 »
LOL [;D]
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« Reply #27 on: 18/04/2007 13:27:00 »
Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL  [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!
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« Reply #28 on: 18/04/2007 14:23:30 »
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 13:27:00
Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL  [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!


well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....


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« Reply #29 on: 18/04/2007 14:27:12 »
Quote from: Hadrian on 18/04/2007 14:23:30
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 13:27:00
Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL  [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!


well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....

Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder>  [xx(]
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« Reply #30 on: 18/04/2007 14:33:59 »
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 14:27:12
Quote from: Hadrian on 18/04/2007 14:23:30
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 13:27:00
Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL  [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!


well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....

Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder>  [xx(]

No 80's music is the best, i always have 80s fm on. oh the days when wearing girly clothes was fashionable....and not just something you did on a weekend..........
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« Reply #31 on: 18/04/2007 14:43:53 »
Quote from: paul.fr on 18/04/2007 14:33:59
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 14:27:12
Quote from: Hadrian on 18/04/2007 14:23:30
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 13:27:00
Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL  [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!


well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....

Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder>  [xx(]

No 80's music is the best, i always have 80s fm on. oh the days when wearing girly clothes was fashionable....and not just something you did on a weekend..........


greeting person from the twilight zone............... we retreat in peace!............. [:o]  [;D]  [;D]
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« Reply #32 on: 18/04/2007 14:46:04 »
Greetings hadrian  [:)]

For one reason or another, i doubt 80's music will ever go out of fashion. Where would christmas, for one, be without good old 80s music!

incidently, i like the new look sheep.
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« Reply #33 on: 18/04/2007 14:52:41 »
Quote from: paul.fr on 18/04/2007 14:46:04
Greetings hadrian  [:)]

For one reason or another, i doubt 80's music will ever go out of fashion. Where would christmas, for one, be without good old 80s music!

incidently, i like the new look sheep.

yes it reflects there true origins. how is poem writing thees days?  as for christmas it would live................ LOL
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« Reply #34 on: 18/04/2007 17:14:42 »
Quote from: paul.fr on 18/04/2007 14:33:59
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 14:27:12
Quote from: Hadrian on 18/04/2007 14:23:30
Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 18/04/2007 13:27:00
Quote from: Hadrian on 17/04/2007 14:14:09
slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL  [^]

And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!


well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....

Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder>  [xx(]

No 80's music is the best, i always have 80s fm on. oh the days when wearing girly clothes was fashionable....and not just something you did on a weekend..........

Strange chap  [:)]
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« Reply #35 on: 18/04/2007 18:51:01 »
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maybye, just maybe, snails were told by god that snails cant ever be seeen teleporting so they decided not to but the snails still belived that the snails couldn't be seen going fast. so the snail is always slow when we look at it but, when we look away khzam!!!! there off at a whizzing 22,000 mph untill someone sees then or they get tired  [O8)]
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« Reply #36 on: 18/04/2007 23:26:27 »
there was a report about a snail teleporting in to a dackery by mistake he got bared for doing it   [^]
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« Reply #37 on: 26/04/2007 08:59:48 »
Hackery Dackery Dock
The snail slid up the clock  [:D]
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« Reply #38 on: 29/01/2019 06:53:31 »
There was an Indonesian folktale telling about a mousedeer having a race with a snail. The mousedeer was so confident he would win since snails are slow. When the race began, the mousedeer ran on the land while the snail swam through the river. Everytime the mousedeer called for the snail, the snail always showed up in front of him. In the end, the snail won. The trick was there were multiple identical snails inside the river. Everytime the mousedeer called, a snail which was located in front of the mousedeer should appear himself, giving the impression that the snail ran/swam faster than the mousedeer.
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